Badvice

Come get unqualified solutions to your problems. The answers really are not good but they are definitely funny. Brought to you by Simmi and Ross
Weekly English Explicit South Africa Comedy · Self-Improvement
20 Episodes

Best apps for cheating, Work Excuses and Bad Artwork

In this episode Simmi and Ross reveal what apps to check if you think your significant other is cheating on you - or, which apps you should use. They also come up with the best excuses to skip work and if you have a cast because of a broken limn…
27 Aug 16 min

Being Cancelled already???

If your significant other ever asks you if you would love them as a worm - well we have an answer for you. If someone makes fun of your voice on a date - we have an answer for you. If you have an office wife/husband - well boy -…
31 Jul 14 min

Ugly Babies and Sugar Water

Simmi and Ross want you to know that sugar water solves EVERYTHING and if you know a person with an ugly baby - they give solid solid SOLID tips on how to survive this phase of your life.
8 Jul 12 min

Dont do this to your lady and friends will lie to you

Do you know what a pum pum is? Well if it stinks Simmi and Ross both have the answer for you. Also if you have a running shoe problem we solve it but also, if you have a friend who is too humble they can lost.
26 Jun 12 min

Open Relationships and Toxic Workplaces

Simmi and Ross share their solidly bad advice about toxic workplaces, supporting your relatives when they are going through a tough time - help your aunty if she is sleeping in her car #vanlife and they help you determine if you even have the capabilities of having an open relationship.
7 Jun 14 min

Badvice: Running with friends, Running a Prison, Kendrick vs Drake

In this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests how Drake should have responded. Simmi and Ross answer your questions badly about dating a person without a social media…
14 May 15 min

Catch your enemies in the wild and wedding speeches!

Be petty with people you have a grudge against. If you see someone who has given you grief in the world - approach them. Also, Go to the police before you go into a fight - you wont regret this advice and wedding speeches. Ross and Simm will help you!
30 Apr 13 min

Inverters and Straat Honds

Should you stay in a relationship for a lithium battery so you have good wifi? How long can people watch Grey's Anatomy for? Can you have a girlfriend who is not your girlfriend but she thinks she is your girlfriend? Simmi and Ross bring you the worst advice
25 Mar 10 min

Husbands who can cook, Danny K and Bunnies

What do you need to do to get a husband who can cook well? Danny K makes 'Breyani' chips and what do you do for animals that are eating your neighbours plants…
1 Mar 14 min

Pelvic injuries, Crushes, Stalking and Crocs

The answer to prevent pelvic injuries, how to impress your crush, what is the difference between stalking and being romantic, know which gym to find love at and also..Crocs, you are not cool. These are the topics for today's episode
6 Feb 14 min

Uber drivers, Springbok Nude Girls and Ponzi scheme

Simmi and Ross give the best bad advice. Do your Uber drivers play the music too loud? Have you ever been catfished by the Springbok Nude Girls, Can't afford a boujee holiday? Set up a ponzi scheme!
26 Jan 10 min

Kissing at a Campsite, Roses, Lawyers letters and Office Romances

Simmi and Ross give you the worst advice possible. Do you want to kiss at a campsite? Would you ever buy 100 roses? Do you ever need a cease and desist letter delivered for a person who is spreading rumours? These are the type of conversations we are having!
18 Jan 9 min

Samoosa Runs, Taylor Swift and the Dating Pool

Some bad advice and some horrible singing. Listen to some bad advice about getting married on a samoosa run (Also find out what that is), sing along to Taylor with your girl, kidney stones, adoption and the dating pool.
11 Jan 11 min

Bridesmaids, Workplace romances and Flooding bathrooms

Simmi and Ross give you the worst answers to your biggest dilemmas. In this episode they speak about forever being the bridesmaid but never the bride, Muslim weddings, Kissing work people, flooding bathrooms and Air BnB’s, saving money by buy Indomie noodles.
18 Dec 2023 12 min

Hiking, Bumble, Heritage Day

Simmi and Ross give some really bad advice about hiking, bumble and heritage day. Thanks for sending us your problems and do not forget to never take these answers seriously because neither of the hosts take the questions seriously either.
4 Nov 2023 10 min