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Real Problem with Chester Missing

South African politics and people from its smack talking puppet Chester Missing (and his sidekick, satirical ventriloquist Conrad Koch).
Weekly English South Africa Government · Comedy
54 Episodes
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Sibiya CRASHES at Madlanga

South African politics: where when we say we’re looking for "megabucks," we literally mean actual impalas. This week, puppet-master (and literal puppet) Chester Missing dives into the chaos of the Madlanga Commission, where suspended Deputy National Commissioner Shadrack Sibiya is currently playing a high-stakes game of "It Wasn't Me." From…
20 Feb 13 min

ARE THERE ANY GOOD COPS?! Dereleen James' explosive revelations to Chester Missing

How do you fight crime when the people stealing are your co-workers? Chester Missing sits down with Dereleen James, ActionSA MP and the "firebrand" of the Parliamentary Ad Hoc Committee into police corruption, to expose the rot within the SAPS and Parliament. From Robert McBride’s scandalous WhatsApp leaks and "money…
20 Feb 40 min

JOBURG CAN’T FLUSH?! 😭😂 Roasting the water crisis

Johannesburg has officially run out of water, and Chester Missing is not holding back. From Premier Panyaza Lesufi checking into hotels to bathe while the rest of the province stinks, to the systemic collapse of infrastructure, this episode of Real Problem dives deep into the "aroma" of South African politics…
20 Feb 4 min

Gayton supports ICE?! Witness F, Steenhuisen, Chester roasts all the news

Is it really a mystery, or are we just looking in the wrong places? In this episode of the Real Problem with Chester Missing Podcast, we dive deep into the strange and sudden disappearance of everyone’s favorite loud-mouthed puppet. Conrad Koch joins us (well, mostly) to discuss the rumors, the…
20 Feb 9 min

Witness F, Melania Trump, Israel, Zuma in Epstein files! This weeks news roasted

This week’s South African news was completely unhinged — so Chester Missing explains it all. From Witness F refusing to appear at the Madlanga Commission, to Judge Madlanga shutting down the nonsense, the Israeli diplomat being kicked out of South Africa, King Dalindyebo’s international embarrassment, Melania Trump’s documentary drama, Thabo…
2 Feb 10 min

Witness E ends Senzo Mchunu (via Zoom) | Madlanga explained

In this episode of REAL PROBLEM with Chester Missing, Chester breaks down the explosive testimony of Witness E at the Madlanga Commission into police corruption. Witness E appeared virtually and accused Senzo Mchunu of political interference, intimidation, and attempts to influence police investigations. The testimony has put the Minister of…
2 Feb 13 min

YOU HAD AND AFFAIR?! 😂 Ad Hoc this week was insane, and I’ve explained it all

South Africa’s ad hoc parliamentary committee into police corruption was meant to bring accountability — instead it exposed just how broken the system really is. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester unpacks the chaos of the hearings: explosive testimony from Robert McBride, shocking admissions by senior…
2 Feb 17 min

Democratic Voetsek! The war in the DA explained

The Democratic Alliance is fighting itself in public — and it’s getting ugly. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester breaks down the explosive fallout between John Steenhuisen and Dion George, after Steenhuisen asked President Cyril Ramaphosa to fire a DA cabinet minister without warning, explanation, or…
2 Feb 15 min

Khumalo, Phahlane, Ad Hoc committee this week roasted & explained 🎤🔥

This week’s Ad Hoc Committee exposed just how broken South Africa’s policing and oversight systems really are — so Chester Missing did what SAPS couldn’t: make sense of it. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester takes a sharp, satirical look at what police generals told Parliament…
2 Feb 14 min

Gwede Mantashe Should Resign | ANC January 8 Collapse Explained

In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, we break down why Gwede Mantashe should resign — and what the ANC’s half-empty January 8 birthday celebration really tells us about the state of South African politics. From ANC corruption, service delivery failures, and General Mkhwanazi’s explosive revelations, to Gwede…
21 Jan 12 min

Khumalo, Phahlane, Ad Hoc committee this week roasted & explained 🎤🔥

This week’s Ad Hoc Committee exposed just how broken South Africa’s policing and oversight systems really are — so Chester Missing did what SAPS couldn’t: make sense of it. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester takes a sharp, satirical look at what police generals told Parliament…
21 Jan 14 min

Are we gonna have to choose a side?!

Donald Trump attacked South Africa using a badly researched PowerPoint — after South African right-wing groups actively lobbied him with the fabricated “white genocide” narrative. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, we unpack how race-grifting activists undermined their own country, hurt farmers, and embarrassed South Africa on…
21 Jan 11 min

The ANC’s ‘Renewal’ Circus | Chester Missing

The ANC’s National General Council was meant to be about “renewal” — instead it exposed chaos, corruption, and an ugly leadership fight. Chester Missing breaks down the real NGC outcomes, from Fikile Mbalula and Paul Mashatile’s succession battle to cadre deployment, municipal corruption, and the Madlanga Commission report the President…
16 Dec 2025 8 min

Glynnis Breytenbach: "No one told the whole truth" in the Ad Hoc Committee

Chester Missing (a “ball of latex with trust issues”) interviews DA MP and former NPA prosecutor Glynnis Breytenbach, fresh from Parliament’s Ad Hoc Committee investigating General Mkhwanazi’s police corruption allegations. Breytenbach doesn’t hold back: she argues that almost nobody has told the full truth in the hearings, challenges Senzo Mchunu’s…
16 Dec 2025 29 min

Afrikaners, AfriForum & the White Genocide Myth with Dr Tristán Kapp

AfriForum and co's racial nationalism debunked. In this episode we unpack what an Afrikaner actually is, why Afrikaner identity got tied to whiteness and victimhood, how religion and “chosen people” theology fed into apartheid, and why the “white genocide” and farm murder panic is nonsense. We also look at AfriForum…
16 Dec 2025 35 min

Chester Missing DESTROYS the ANC NGC: Corruption, Chaos & Comedy

Chester Missing tears into the ANC’s NGC in Boksburg — the ultimate gathering of South Africa’s most chaotic political characters. From Ramaphosa sweating through his “renewal” speech, to Mashatile positioning, to Witness D’s assassination, to Mahlengi Bengu’s wild spin about ANC finances, Chester unpacks the corruption circus, the Madlanga fallout,…
16 Dec 2025 11 min
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