Real Problem with Chester Missing
South African politics and people from its smack talking puppet Chester Missing (and his sidekick, satirical ventriloquist Conrad Koch).
Witness F, Melania Trump, Israel, Zuma in Epstein files! This weeks news roasted
This week’s South African news was completely unhinged — so Chester Missing explains it all. From Witness F refusing to appear at the Madlanga Commission, to Judge Madlanga shutting down the nonsense, the Israeli diplomat being kicked out of South Africa, King Dalindyebo’s international embarrassment, Melania Trump’s documentary drama, Thabo…
Police General melt down | Chester roasts General Senona at the Madlanga Commission
The Madlanga Commission into police corruption didn’t just expose rot — it blew the doors off. This week, KZN Hawks boss General Senona appeared before the commission and delivered one of the most disastrous performances the commission has ever seen. From secret meetings with alleged crime boss Cat Matlala, to…
Witness E ends Senzo Mchunu (via Zoom) | Madlanga explained
In this episode of REAL PROBLEM with Chester Missing, Chester breaks down the explosive testimony of Witness E at the Madlanga Commission into police corruption. Witness E appeared virtually and accused Senzo Mchunu of political interference, intimidation, and attempts to influence police investigations. The testimony has put the Minister of…
YOU HAD AND AFFAIR?! 😂 Ad Hoc this week was insane, and I’ve explained it all
South Africa’s ad hoc parliamentary committee into police corruption was meant to bring accountability — instead it exposed just how broken the system really is. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester unpacks the chaos of the hearings: explosive testimony from Robert McBride, shocking admissions by senior…
Democratic Voetsek! The war in the DA explained
The Democratic Alliance is fighting itself in public — and it’s getting ugly. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester breaks down the explosive fallout between John Steenhuisen and Dion George, after Steenhuisen asked President Cyril Ramaphosa to fire a DA cabinet minister without warning, explanation, or…
Khumalo, Phahlane, Ad Hoc committee this week roasted & explained 🎤🔥
This week’s Ad Hoc Committee exposed just how broken South Africa’s policing and oversight systems really are — so Chester Missing did what SAPS couldn’t: make sense of it. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester takes a sharp, satirical look at what police generals told Parliament…
Gwede Mantashe Should Resign | ANC January 8 Collapse Explained
In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, we break down why Gwede Mantashe should resign — and what the ANC’s half-empty January 8 birthday celebration really tells us about the state of South African politics. From ANC corruption, service delivery failures, and General Mkhwanazi’s explosive revelations, to Gwede…
Khumalo, Phahlane, Ad Hoc committee this week roasted & explained 🎤🔥
This week’s Ad Hoc Committee exposed just how broken South Africa’s policing and oversight systems really are — so Chester Missing did what SAPS couldn’t: make sense of it. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester takes a sharp, satirical look at what police generals told Parliament…
Are we gonna have to choose a side?!
Donald Trump attacked South Africa using a badly researched PowerPoint — after South African right-wing groups actively lobbied him with the fabricated “white genocide” narrative. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, we unpack how race-grifting activists undermined their own country, hurt farmers, and embarrassed South Africa on…
Venezuela invaded, Gwede smack talk, Zille TikToks, Julius sentencing | Chester explains
Welcome to 2026, South Africa — and it’s already a mess. In this explosive opening episode of the year, Chester Missing breaks down global chaos and local nonsense: Donald Trump invading Venezuela for oil, South Africans cheering on international crime, the ANC lecturing America on international law, the DA’s Cape…
Trump vs SA, Ramaphosa vs himself, MK in Russia, Gaza with Qaanitah Hunter
In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester is joined by award-winning journalist and Debrief Network founder Qaanitah Hunter to unpack why Donald Trump’s unapologetic racism may have accidentally forced the world to rethink how it treats Africa.
The ANC’s ‘Renewal’ Circus | Chester Missing
The ANC’s National General Council was meant to be about “renewal” — instead it exposed chaos, corruption, and an ugly leadership fight. Chester Missing breaks down the real NGC outcomes, from Fikile Mbalula and Paul Mashatile’s succession battle to cadre deployment, municipal corruption, and the Madlanga Commission report the President…
Glynnis Breytenbach: "No one told the whole truth" in the Ad Hoc Committee
Chester Missing (a “ball of latex with trust issues”) interviews DA MP and former NPA prosecutor Glynnis Breytenbach, fresh from Parliament’s Ad Hoc Committee investigating General Mkhwanazi’s police corruption allegations. Breytenbach doesn’t hold back: she argues that almost nobody has told the full truth in the hearings, challenges Senzo Mchunu’s…
Afrikaners, AfriForum & the White Genocide Myth with Dr Tristán Kapp
AfriForum and co's racial nationalism debunked. In this episode we unpack what an Afrikaner actually is, why Afrikaner identity got tied to whiteness and victimhood, how religion and “chosen people” theology fed into apartheid, and why the “white genocide” and farm murder panic is nonsense. We also look at AfriForum…
Chester Missing DESTROYS the ANC NGC: Corruption, Chaos & Comedy
Chester Missing tears into the ANC’s NGC in Boksburg — the ultimate gathering of South Africa’s most chaotic political characters. From Ramaphosa sweating through his “renewal” speech, to Mashatile positioning, to Witness D’s assassination, to Mahlengi Bengu’s wild spin about ANC finances, Chester unpacks the corruption circus, the Madlanga fallout,…
CRAZY WEEK SO FAR! Mchunu & Julius Mkhwanazi at Madlanga, Dudu Zuma and Trump! 😭🎤🔥
Senzo Mchunu hits the Madlanga Commission to explain why he shut down the Political Killings Task Team — while denying any links to Cat Matlala or Brown Mogotsi. Ekurhuleni’s city manager Dr Imogen Mashazi dodges the heat, and Julius Mkhwanazi arrives without a lawyer to deliver the murkiest testimony of…
Chester Missing DESTROYS the ANC NGC: Corruption, Chaos & Comedy
Chester Missing tears into the ANC’s NGC in Boksburg — the ultimate gathering of South Africa’s most chaotic political characters. From Ramaphosa sweating through his “renewal” speech, to Mashatile positioning, to Witness D’s assassination, to Mahlengi Bengu’s wild spin about ANC finances, Chester unpacks the corruption circus, the Madlanga fallout,…
Cat Matlala Chaos: Burberry, Bribes & The Big 5 | Chester Missing
Vuzimusi “Cat” Matlala, the Burberry Bandit himself, appeared before the ad hoc committee… in a prison. Only in South Africa do we send politicians to jail to investigate crime and somehow the criminals are still in charge. Chester Missing breaks down the Big 5 corruption saga, Cat Matlala’s woolies-bag bribes,…
Is Ramaphosa Finished? GNU, MK & Corruption with Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh
South Africa’s politics are off the rails. Chester Missing sits down with Dr Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh (SMWX) and Simmi Areff to unpack Ramaphosa ducking the ad hoc committee, the GNU acting like an ANC–DA marriage, and why MK is pure chaos but still growing. We break down corruption, Phalaphala, the collapse…
G20, Ramaphosa, Trump explained and roasted.
South Africa just hosted the first-ever G20 on African soil — and somehow we won it, even with Donald Trump trying to derail the whole thing. In this episode Chester Missing breaks down what the G20 actually is, why South Africa matters, and how global inequality is rooted in colonial…