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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
Daily English Explicit South Africa Society & Culture · News
5,904 Episodes
1100 – 1120

Stage 4 Forever!

29.09.22 Pt 1 - Phumi and Gareth get their teeth into a number of news stories that include Cyril Ramaphosa always talking about money, Lizzo making history by playing a 200-year-old crystal flute, and South Africa possibly moving away from coal. Almost 8 billion people in the world… more than…
29 Sep 2022 12AM 56 min

Drip Behind Bars

28.09.22 Pt 2 - Should prisoners be allowed to switch up their prisoner uniform in order to make it look more fashionable? Would you spend R40k on a pair of sandals… Simphiwe might! If you are going to wear open-toe shoes, please make sure you have nice feet!
28 Sep 2022 1AM 56 min

Top 3 Richest South Africans

28.09.22 Pt 1 - One of South Africa’s top futurists, Aki Anastasiou joins the show as a guest co-host. Is ordering a milkshake and burger on a date a taboo thing? And Sean Sanders gives us a crypto update.
28 Sep 2022 12AM 1 hr 02 min

Gareth the Cartoon!

27.09.22 Pt 2 - Rihanna headlining the Super Bowl half-time show is quite the hot topic with the team this morning. We get to do some travelling with Mark, and there’s a new episode of Blind History.
27 Sep 2022 1AM 42 min

Suicide Sunday

27.09.22 Pt 1 - Comedian Mark Mdluli joins the show again. What’s an acceptable time to vacuum your car or start mowing your lawn? And would a 4-day work week really work in South Africa?
27 Sep 2022 12AM 57 min

Victim Olympics

26.09.22 Pt 2 - Is showering 5 times a day good or bad for your skin? Should people run to Twitter complaining about the horrible experience they had at an event that they paid money to attend? And, can skin bleaching become addictive?
26 Sep 2022 1AM 55 min

The Worst Accent

26.09.22 Pt 1 - Do you get annoyed at how people pronounce certain words? The team shares some of their favourite and worst accents. Dr Hanan Bushkin shares some tips on how to deal with grief.
26 Sep 2022 12AM 57 min

Gareth's Favourite TV Show

23.09.22 Pt 2 - Gareth and Gord go down memory lane about some of their favourite TV shows - if you’re under 30, you probably won’t know them! George Mienie then joins the team with the latest motoring news.
23 Sep 2022 1AM 58 min

15 Unspoken Social Rules

23.09.22 Pt 1 - Gareth starts the show with a list of social rules that people should adhere to, but often don’t - which leads to Gord revealing how he’s the type of person who is unable to directly respond to invitations… and it drives Gareth crazy!
23 Sep 2022 12AM 1 hr 01 min

ANC, Voetsek!

22.09.22 Pt 2 - Rob Hersov is a South African entrepreneur and private investor - he joins the show once again to speak about his viral video, 'ANC, Voetsek!' The team dive into Cyril being a disgrace, calling on political parties and the people of SA to make a change,…
22 Sep 2022 1AM 53 min

Are you Happy?

22.09.22 Pt 1 - Have South Africans become unhappier? Or are people not living within their means? Mobile network blackouts loom… and imagine paying R530 for a 2kg chicken!
22 Sep 2022 12AM 55 min

Celeb Bashing

21.09.22 Pt 2 - Mash gives us an update on celebrity basher Musa Khawula, and how he needs legal aid. RSA 365 is a collaboration between Shaun Gaylard and Brett McDougall - they join the show to talk about their book of 365 drawings of South African architecture.
21 Sep 2022 1AM 51 min

Ignorant Morons

21.09.22 Pt 1 - Gareth tries to put himself in the shoes of government regarding loadshedding, Mash receives a note from the ‘Queen’ of England… and Simphiwe is phoneless for the third time this year!
21 Sep 2022 12AM 53 min

Immoral Music

20.09.22 Pt 2 - JJ Cornish kicks off the show by giving us the latest African news, including an immoral music festival in Uganda. There’s a new episode of Blind History, as we find out about Gilles de Rais.
20 Sep 2022 1AM 38 min

The Event of the Decade

20.09.22 Pt 1 - Gareth and Ryan have a lengthy conversation about the Queen’s funeral. They both seem to agree that it was one of the most spectacular events they have seen. The Beatles are arguably the best band of the 20th century… well, according to Gareth!
20 Sep 2022 12AM 59 min

Queuing like Beckham

19.09.22 Pt 2 - There is more and more evidence to show that Mark Zuckerberg is an alien… while David Beckham is more human than you think. What are the 11 differences between grocery stores in South Africa and the USA?
19 Sep 2022 1AM 53 min

Shipwrecked

19.09.22 Pt 1 - Gareth discusses the country’s current morale with Leigh-Ann and Mash… and how we need to brace for worse, before we get better. Mash is back on OnlyFans - and you need to see his new profile pic!
19 Sep 2022 12AM 1 hour

The New York of the East Rand

16.09.22 Pt 2 - Comedian Schalk Bezuidenhout joins Gareth for a general catch-up on what he has been up to the past couple of years. He also shares how he deals with the haters. George Mienie then gives us the latest news from the world of cars.
16 Sep 2022 1AM 1 hour

The Hungry Games

16.09.22 Pt 1 - Gareth starts the show by playing WhatsApp voice notes, and explains what might have contributed to his grumpy mood. Does the World Economic Forum really want people to eat bugs? Ben spills the beans about the Elton Jantjies drama, and players keeping it in their pants.
16 Sep 2022 12AM 58 min

The Migrant Conundrum

15.09.22 Pt 2 - Operation Dudula’s Dan Radebe and the Black Africa Fund’s Patrick Sewera join the show for a discussion around Operation Dudula’s objectives, and how migrants contribute to the SA economy.
15 Sep 2022 1AM 1 hr 01 min
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