The Gareth Cliff Show

Should Cape Town be independent?

03.03.22 Pt 2 - Phil Craig and Mighti Jamie join Gareth and Phumi to unpack the big issues affecting the world - including the Ukraine invasion by Russia, South Africa's UN vote, and an update on the Cape Independence movement.

3 Mar 2022 12AM 59 min

Pick up your Dog Poop!

03.03.22 Pt 1 - Phumi gives us a lesson on self love - and it starts with picking up your dog’s poop. Celebrities have their own take on the Russia/Ukraine crisis... and unsurprisingly it’s cringeworthy!

2 Mar 2022 11PM 58 min

Ant Lives Matter

02.03.22 Pt 2 - Seems like falling asleep while your barber is cutting your hair is a thing between Gareth and Flax. Simphiwe is reminded about her childhood punishment when Flax brings up his parents having a sjambok. And ever wondered how many ants it would take to kill a…

2 Mar 2022 12AM 57 min

Cruel Simphiwe & Tough Love Flax

02.03.22 Pt 1 - Tough love is the theme of the day as Simphiwe wants kids who lose their school jerseys suffer, and Michael Flax wants broken arms as life lessons. And the news headlines lead to more talk about the Russia Ukraine conflict.

1 Mar 2022 11PM 55 min

Granny wants Grandkids

01.03.22 Pt 2 - Simphiwe’s birthday month is upon us and she has a long list of gifts in mind, but her Grandmom has only one thing on her list - grandkids! Sleep hygiene science should really include the removal of makeup ladies... Gareth’s pillowcases and towels will thank you.

1 Mar 2022 12AM 54 min

The Roof is on Fire

01.03.22 Pt 1 - A bar burns down during a fireworks display gone wrong when Goodluck was performing... talk about bad luck! And Simphiwe shares some of the items on her birthday wishlist.

28 Feb 2022 11PM 58 min

How to Deal with Call Centre People

28.02.22 Pt 2 - The team tries to crack how to deal with call centre agents in the most polite way, but fail dismally. Leigh-Ann shows off her ‘pomp’ hotline voice. And Quintin Wils joins us to talk about his Harry Potter collection.

28 Feb 2022 12AM 57 min

Weza the Farmer

28.02.22 Pt 1 - Leigh-Ann spent her first night in her new home, and she shares how her moving experience was. And Weza tells us about a dog that attacked a leopard!

27 Feb 2022 11PM 1 hour

The Man who Kicked Schwarzenegger

25.02.21 Pt 2 - Just in case you didn’t know, Suhayl is a qualified doctor and he shares some of his ER stories, including the man who kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger. Leigh-Ann once went to Hillbrow to get a belly piercing. Rinus le Roux is an author and keynote speaker -…

25 Feb 2022 12AM 58 min

First Lady of the Swingers

25.02.22 Pt 1 - Tinder Swindler TikTok sensation Suhayl Essa is our special guest co-host. Are we on the brink of experiencing World War lll, or are we jumping the gun? Leigh-Ann gives some insights on what being in a swingers club was like.

24 Feb 2022 11PM 56 min

Weaponising Black Trauma for Financial Gain

24.02.22 Pt 2 - Leeto Nthoba and Anthea Gardner join the team to dissect the budget speech by Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana, and how it will impact the ordinary Joe in South Africa. Leeto then looks at the commodification of white fear and black historic pain.

24 Feb 2022 12AM 57 min

Should Russia Attack?

24.02.22 Pt 1 - Our intern Bakh'abantu Gaqa joins the team and gets a bit of a tongue lashing from Phumi about wanting to leave work without having finished his tasks. It’s true what they say, truth is crazier than fiction. Phumi throws in a young flex of attending the…

23 Feb 2022 11PM 59 min

Hacks for Dummies

23.02.21 Pt 2 - Simphiwe reveals her latest Instagram addiction - watching chalk crushing ASMR videos, which gets the team sharing about the other weird things they enjoy watching on social media. Weather isn’t usually discussed, but Gareth couldn’t resist talking about a breathtaking sunset he saw.

23 Feb 2022 12AM 50 min

‘Jikken’ Wings

23.02.22 Pt 1 - Mark Mdluli is our special guest host. He shares how his first one-man stand-up comedy show went. And Simphiwe needs advice about whether or not she should still send out her annual birthday list.

22 Feb 2022 11PM 55 min

DIY People

22.02.22 Pt 2 - Are you a DIY person? Lebang isn't about building shelves and still has an incomplete desk. And maybe having a politician move into the neighbourhood can be a quick fix to your pothole and load-shedding problems.

22 Feb 2022 12AM 58 min

Frostbitten Penis

22.02.22 Pt 1 - Cross-country skiing is officially the most dangerous sport in the world. An athlete in the Winter Olympics got frostbite on ALL his appendages - for a second time! Raising families with Lebang... from the science of Cake Day and baking a cake from scratch to sell…

21 Feb 2022 11PM 58 min

The Cockroach Swindler!

21.02.22 Pt 2 - Leigh-Ann murdering a spider live on air is still a topic, which leads the team to talking about cockroach dust and eating insects at high-end restaurants. Ben Rubin and Konstantinos Karatamoglou then join the team to talk about their NFT collections.

21 Feb 2022 12AM 52 min

The Full Moon Effect

21.02.22 Pt 1 - Our special guest co-host is Sunil Osman, and he explains why you could possibly be experiencing trouble sleeping due to the full moon effect. Dr Hanan Bushkin unpacks how to deal with the shame of being swindled, and the importance of not being desperate for anything.

20 Feb 2022 11PM 58 min

Karen Rant Fatigue

18.02.22 Pt 2 - Have you complained about someone anonymously? Gord seems to have changed his ways when it comes to complaining publicly. Leigh-Ann murders a spider live on air... and the team go down the public nudity rabbit hole!

18 Feb 2022 12AM 58 min

Excuses to get out of Work

18.02.22 Pt 1 - What’s the latest excuse you used to get out of work? Gareth is staying young by allowing his inner child out - all the way in Sun City. The Duke of Douglasdale, Gord Laws joins the team and updates us on Blacky Chan and more.

17 Feb 2022 11PM 58 min