The Gareth Cliff Show

Would You Pay for Twitter?

26.02.21 Pt 1 - A bit of a shock - prison inmates outperformed the overall national matric pass rate. The likes of OJ Simpson were among the first to receive the Covid-19 vaccine... hmmm. Who in their right mind would pay to use Twitter, just to have access to some…

25 Feb 2021 11PM 56 min

Just Arrest Him Already

25.02.21 Pt 2 - Is our government too simple-minded when it comes to the increasing of taxes? Are we underestimating the support that Jacob Zuma may have? Facebook vs the Australian government - digital media seems to be changing right before our eyes.

25 Feb 2021 12AM 59 min

Be Less White

25.02.21 Pt 1 - Siya doesn’t know why he’s shocked that Paris Hilton is now 40! A massage with a happy ending… would you book yourself one? Diversity training that urges workers to be “less white” (side-eye).

24 Feb 2021 11PM 49 min

Easy Come, Easy Go

24.02.21 Pt 2 - Surely we all can relate to Damon’s mom putting her phone in the fridge? We learn all about Kazakhstan as we chat to a listener living and working there. Siya recently discovered a TV show that he finds absolutely fascinating... and Gareth and Damon start fighting,…

24 Feb 2021 12AM 56 min

Damon Does It Again

24.02.21 Pt 1 - Remember the hype about leaving WhatsApp… well well, has anyone actually done it? Damon and Gareth miraculously manage not to have an argument about COVID - whoop whoop! Damon watched a YouTube video about sticking something in an anus, yikes!

23 Feb 2021 11PM 56 min

Does Siya Need A Tinfoil Hat?

23.02.21 Pt 2 - Siya breaks down everything that will happen when the Duke of Edinburgh dies. Gareth is completely surprised that the Free State got the highest matric results. Are you one of those that love online grocery shopping, or do you prefer going into the store and feeling…

23 Feb 2021 12AM 53 min

Sounds of Mars

23.02.21 Pt 1 - Does Siya have a leg to stand on for feeling uncool this morning? With the increase of violence, Gareth shares the importance of choosing your weapon of protection for the One Thing for the Week. What does Mars sound like? Find out on the show!

22 Feb 2021 11PM 55 min

SA’s Most Expensive Wine

22.02.21 Pt 2 - In his quest for living in the moment, Siya recently got a piercing and is now having trouble sleep. Would you spend R8,000 on a bottle of wine? Author Nicky Rowbotham then shares a few useful tips on how we can deal with stress better.

22 Feb 2021 12AM 54 min

Tongue Twisters

22.02.21 Pt 1 - Siya suspects that he could be pregnant. The team tries an interesting tongue twister and Gareth shares the one word that he absolutely doesn’t like. Siya judges people over the age of 23 who still text like it’s the Mxit days.

21 Feb 2021 11PM 53 min

Morbid Morning Chats

19.02.21 Pt 2 - Is it rude to ask how someone died, or should you just mind your own business? Only Damon would admit to missing Donald Trump. Should you add your social media logins and Bitcoin to your Will? Alex Simeonides answers all your questions about what you should…

19 Feb 2021 12AM 59 min

A Bit of a Grey Area

19.02.21 Pt 1 - Are we throwing around the term ‘hate speech’ too loosely? A new dating app promises to link younger women with older men… hmm. “It’s a bit of a grey area” seems to be Damon’s phrase of the day. Oh no, our Facebook page has been hacked!

18 Feb 2021 11PM 54 min

Viral Stupidity

18.02.21 Pt 2 - Did we somehow manage to export loadshedding to a first world country? Herman Pretorius wishes that viral stupidity can just go back from where it comes from. Is it truly inconvenient to become a politician? Are we on the verge of a technological war for information?

18 Feb 2021 12AM 52 min

The Taboo of Eating Ice-Cream in Public

18.02.21 Pt 1 - Masks and social distancing have saved us from bad breath and people standing too close to you... but is Phumi being dramatic when it comes to judging grown folks for eating ice-cream in public? Where does one find 40 people in the middle of the day…

17 Feb 2021 11PM 55 min

Jane's Insult of The Week

17.02.21 Pt 2 - With more and more virtual meetings taking place, needing an appropriate background is vital and Gord shares a really cool idea of how to solve that. What should you know about depression and anxiety in teenagers? Or, do you suffer from hair loss and need to…

17 Feb 2021 12AM 58 min

The Vaccine Ice-Cream Truck

17.02.21 Pt 1 - After being MIA for the longest time, Gord finally joins the show and there’s a lot to catch up on with him! The woke police are at it again, cancelling two more people… where does this cancel culture even come from? Here’s an idea - maybe…

16 Feb 2021 11PM 57 min

Aunty Vice President

16.02.21 Pt 2 - What's Gareth's take on the NPA dismissing the rape case against DJs Fresh and Euphonik? Meena Harris, the niece of Vice President Kamala Harris, has been asked to stop using her aunt's name for promotional reasons. But can you blame her? Wouldn't you name drop if…

16 Feb 2021 12AM 46 min

Super Siya Saves the Studio

16.02.21 Pt 1 - Siya saves the day by breaking into the studio so you can have a podcast. What do you need to be put into a will? Gareth and Siya discuss some things you may not have thought of. The Gambia is the focus on this episode of…

15 Feb 2021 11PM 49 min

What's in Your Home First Aid Kit?

15.02.21 Pt 2 - Do you have a first aid kit at home like Leigh-Ann... prepared for any emergency? The team discuss 'old people' health issues. Did you know that one in every three South Africans is on medication for anxiety or depression? The team has a candid conversation about…

15 Feb 2021 12AM 58 min

Back to School

15.02.21 Pt 1 - Valentine's Day has come and gone and surprise, surprise - it wasn’t that bad. Four-poster beds are selling out in the UK thanks to the sex scenes in a certain TV series. Schools are open, parents must be excited... and a prank gone wrong.

14 Feb 2021 11PM 55 min

All You Need Is Love

12.02.21 Pt 2 - Siya won’t be going to Norway any time soon... because titles (academic or otherwise) are not used often. The team is rooting for former CliffCentral employee Aviwe, who is a contestant on one of these reality love shows. And Lorraine Maisel - former CliffCentral co-host -…

12 Feb 2021 12AM 1 hr 11 min