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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,904 Episodes
1920 – 1940

Different, but Not the Same

29.01.21 Pt 1 - Siya was in a car accident and doesn't know how to respond to people being worried about him. If push came to shove, would you join a protest - or simply sit it out? Remember the good old days of saving up to buy a CD…
28 Jan 2021 11PM 55 min

Homeschooling Hell

28.01.21 Pt 2 - Phumi is counting down the days until private schools open, as she has had it with homeschooling! David Smith, the Guardian's Washington DC bureau chief who is based in the epicentre of all US politics, joins the team to discuss what’s happening in America.
28 Jan 2021 12AM 57 min

You Can’t Live in your Own Fantasy

28.01.21 Pt 1 - Nothing is more humbling than falling in public... nothing! The world is what it is, so should we just go ahead and open up churches? "We are growing, not dying" says Mbulelo as he bids the team farewell to focus on CliffCentral Sport.
27 Jan 2021 11PM 50 min

Is that Beer Toxic?

27.01.21 Pt 2 - Gareth and Damon have a bit of a tiff about a beer ad that was recently banned for promoting ‘toxic masculinity’. For some odd reason, Damon can't stop thinking about penises, and we have a serious question to ask... how do you hide R130 million?
27 Jan 2021 12AM 56 min

Lockdown Loneliness

27.01.21 Pt 1 - Sometimes being right is overrated, according to one of our listeners who took part in this week's One Thing for the Week challenge. Set your reminders and clear your diaries as Jacob Zuma’s baby mama is set to star in ‘Real Housewives of Durban’. Could we…
26 Jan 2021 11PM 54 min

Diving for Diamonds

26.01.21 Pt 2 - You either let things happen to you... or you make things happen. Getting fined R1000 for not wearing a mask sounds absolutely ridiculous - but is it truly unfair, considering people have been arrested for for much less under lockdown? GCS listener Michael Cooke joins the…
26 Jan 2021 12AM 53 min

What are you Willing to Give Up?

26.01.21 Pt 1 - “Discipline is freedom” according to Mbulelo. Living hand to mouth is a reality for most, but if you truly want to be successful you need to learn discipline... especially when it comes to money. We catch up with our American friend Debi Droke - who won…
25 Jan 2021 11PM 56 min

Would You Eat a Hippo?

25.01.21 Pt 2 - Word on the Twitter streets is that the Fourways hippo was found and slaughtered... but who on Earth eats a hippo? Gareth raves about a TV show he recently discovered and thinks everyone should watch. John Berks then joins the show for a tribute to broadcasting…
25 Jan 2021 12AM 55 min

Cheating with a Married Man

25.01.21 Pt 1 - Watch out world, Siya is bringing leopard print back into fashion. What advice would you give Siya's friend who confessed to cheating with a married man? Fun fact... there was a discovery of a dinosaur’s anus!
24 Jan 2021 11PM 56 min

Touch, but Don't Break a Thing

22.01.21 Pt 2 - A man got so drunk that he changed his name to Celine Dion... but the real question is, will he keep it? Is Siya being rude for making his roommate pour her champagne out into a cheaper glass after they made a toast with crystal?
22 Jan 2021 12AM 1 hr 02 min

Never Will I Ever

22.01.21 Pt 1 - Most people have a bucket list of all the things they want to do before they die, but have you ever considered drafting a list of all the things you will never do? And Leigh-Ann has a brilliant idea of making electricity wireless.
21 Jan 2021 11PM 47 min

Is Government being Lazy?

21.01.21 Pt 2 - Surely there's a way of raising funds for the vaccine without having to increase taxes, or is our government simply being lazy? President Cyril Ramphosa's leadership skills are brought into question.
21 Jan 2021 12AM 50 min

How to fix a Broken Heart

21.01.21 Pt 1 - It's said that if you live through the media, you will die through the media. However, what about fake news... is there a place for it in today's society? When it's time to fix your heart, do you research your cardiologist's medical history?
20 Jan 2021 11PM 57 min

Anyone Can Do It

20.01.21 Pt 2 - Time flies when you're having fun... we turn 7 this year! There's a new competition for eager beavers who want to start their own podcast. Something about birds, and shucks we almost forgot - it's the inauguration of Joe Biden today.
20 Jan 2021 12AM 59 min

Marriage on the Rocks

20.01.21 Pt 1 - Divorce season seems to be in the air, but do you really care about which celebrity marriage is currently on the rocks? Is this virus as deadly as we make it seem? As Gareth says, “Stop lying to yourself, the government isn't here to help you.”
19 Jan 2021 11PM 54 min

Just Pooing By

19.01.21 Pt 2 - Have you reached that level where you are so completely comfortable with your partner that you have no issues with them taking a poo in your house... or are separate bathrooms an absolute must? Mbulelo is in his element as sports become the centre of conversation…
19 Jan 2021 12AM 52 min

How to be a Smarter Criminal

19.01.21 Pt 1 - With loadshedding running rampant in this country, should one invest in an inverter or should our government simply become smarter criminals? With the inauguration of Joe Biden taking place tomorrow, who will the Trump haters hate now? Oh by the way, Desmond Tutu had something to…
18 Jan 2021 11PM 1 hr 01 min

Bum fine, Penis fine... Baby is fine!

18.01.21 Pt 2 - If you watch reality shows about people with the worst ailments possible, are you the sick one... or is seeing suffering a humbling experience which makes you grateful to not be 400kgs? Tarryn Gabler, the doctor who stitches baby's bums and calls it pediatric surgery, gives…
18 Jan 2021 12AM 58 min

One Egg, Two Lives

18.01.21 Pt 1 - What on Earth do we do when an icon is accused of something salacious and morally reprehensible? Does our opinion matter, or should we save our moral sanctimony for home? If you were a twin and separated at birth, would you want to know the other…
17 Jan 2021 11PM 46 min

Fourways to Catch a Hippo

15.01.21 Pt 2 - First, it was a sword-wielding boet, but now the Fourways area has something even more dangerous to contend with: a hippo. No, we’re not referring to your ex, but an actual semiaquatic mammal that’s found its way into the security complex capital of South Africa. If…
15 Jan 2021 12AM 53 min
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