The Gareth Cliff Show

Stairway to Heaven or Hell?

10.03.20 Pt 1 - If you are going to panic, where are you going to do this panicking? Which businesses will win because of coronavirus? Dubai’s World Show sounds like the best thing in history. If you can expose your kids to the world, do it... they’ll thank you later…

10 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Coronavirus porn is here

09.02.20 Pt 2 - Super fan Sara Mwaniki joins us, and she reveals that she is in love with a spandex-loving cyclist. Cyclists are sexy, which is news to most, but love is a good thing no matter the price for the soul. Would you lie about having Covid-19 just…

9 Mar 2020 1AM 50 min

Kim Jong the rocket man 

09.03.20 Pt 1 - When you wake up early, don’t go back to sleep... it’s too risky. Toilet paper is the new platinum standard, in Australia two ladies took it deadly seriously. A news headline to give people - you are not going to die, calm down! Are meetings in…

9 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Loo roll is white gold

06.03.20 Pt 2 - Vodka is not a hand sanitiser. Toilet paper is like gold at the moment, would you kill for the last roll at a supermarket? Don’t go to Italy, you might never come back. If you live in Modena, champagne may come out of your tap... cheers…

6 Mar 2020 12AM 50 min

Love under the bridge

06.03.20 Pt 1 - The secret in life is not to panic… just run! Should we stay away from everyone in KZN, even if they are our family? Covid-19 is a real thing and it’s in South Africa. The leadership of Singapore has declared there’s nothing to worry about, they’re…

5 Mar 2020 11PM 48 min

Tokyo Sexwale & moral fibre

05.03.20 Pt 2 - Can publishers in South Africa afford to be sued and go through the legal process? Fuel hikes are less than ideal for the people on the ground... taxi fares go up, bread costs more, and it’s going that way for South Africa soon. Being a high-level…

5 Mar 2020 12AM 58 min

To err is human, to Cliffology is divine

05.03.20 Pt 1 - Sex Education, is it based on Siya’s real life? Great show, must watch! Cliffology is a religion one should get behind, all you need to do is slice a finger and you are in... #ThoughtsAndPrayers. How fat is it okay to be? The best book ever…

4 Mar 2020 11PM 51 min

Don’t plan a murder while on acid

04.03.20 Pt 2 - Gareth cut his finger while trying to be Gordon Ramsay. When a fat white guy is twerking, should we shame or encourage him? A drunk hand job can tear your foreskin and also kill you in your sleep. Brad Pitt looks great in Once Upon a…

4 Mar 2020 12AM 42 min

The Pope is Coronavirus-free

04.03.20 Pt 1 - How long should it take you to remember a work colleague’s name? What is Harry going to wear in public now that he can’t wear his uniform anymore. If you break up with someone should it be in person, or is a letter good enough? Are…

3 Mar 2020 11PM 57 min

Two cows, a nose job & a pizza place

03.03.20 Pt 2 - How important is a national anthem in a society? The JMPD can’t shoot, but they have guns... and they have Michael Jackson gloves, but can’t direct traffic. In the latest in the Jacob Zuma and Gupta files, we bring you Nguni cattle, a nose job and…

3 Mar 2020 12AM 57 min

Shark liver for your face

03.03.20 Pt 1 - The black market... is it a bunch of humans who sell kidneys, or black people who buy things? How well do you know Soweto? Phumi takes it upon herself to educate. If you are willing to pay for Siya’s trip to Paris, he’ll take you on…

2 Mar 2020 11PM 49 min

Oprah the Antichrist

02.03.20 Pt 2 - Should we change the calendar or are these professors just wasting time talking about it? Johnny Clegg’s long time manager Roddy Quin tells us about the #JohnnyCleggTribute concert which is coming up. Oprah Winfrey fell over, but she’s still very very rich, so not to worry…

2 Mar 2020 12AM 53 min

Ariana not so Grande

02.03.20 Pt 1 - Can everyone on Earth sing? Even if you can sing, it’s not that impressive. How old is Madonna really? The notion that Bob Dylan is a good singer should make us all sick. If you want to go skiing in Italy, you might die. Ariana Grande…

1 Mar 2020 11PM 45 min

Spielberg's daughter does porn now

28.02.20 Pt 2 - STIs and fashion have been linked for a long long time. Charles II was not shy to throw his sexual prowess. Spielberg’s daughter is becoming a porn star now. Is your kidney a brewery without you knowing it? Leigh-Ann shares the ultimate walk of shame story…

28 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 05 min

How many Fridays until you die?

28.02.20 Pt 1 - How many Fridays are left until you die? Is Donald Trump the right man to take advice from regarding coronavirus? Have you ever had a partner who literally drives you over the edge? Tshwane is not that bad people, get over it. A gay list is…

27 Feb 2020 11PM 47 min

Toby Shapshak & Stuff

26.02.20 Pt 2 - Good for the taxpayer, but not good for the state coffers. This is the outlook on the 2020 Budget Speech from Prof. Andre Roux of Stellenbosch University. If you want to fly from Joburg to Cape Town on SAA, be ready to sell a kidney because…

27 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 03 min

Food, Fashion & Philistines

27.02.20 Pt 1 - What is in your food - do you care or are you just too hungry to give a toss? Henry Ford gave us the production line and the 8-5 workday... is he a genius or a monster? If you nap at the theatre are you a…

26 Feb 2020 11PM 49 min

Mamba Out!

26.02.20 Pt 2 – As a parent, is it okay to leave your 14-year-old at the airport so you can take a break from them? Kobe Bryant’s life was celebrated at The Staples Center last night, and his wife gave a eulogy of the highest calibre… R.I.P Black Mamba. Nobody…

26 Feb 2020 12AM 55 min

Meals in the bath?

26.02.20 Pt 1 - Can people smell their own armpits? Pilchards are being recalled in South Africa, are we expecting another shutdown? Eggs in your canned sardines, it’s free caviar... not for Leigh-Ann! Spam in your email inbox is something you need to manage. Siya eats in his bed and…

25 Feb 2020 11PM 50 min

So where to Soweto? 

25.02.20 Pt 2 - The planned economic shutdown of South Africa is fully underway, what effects will this have if any? Should Soweto residents be made to pay for the services they are crying out for? Are avocados a superfood, or are they just expensive baby food? The ministers in…

25 Feb 2020 12AM 55 min