The Gareth Cliff Show

The Game of Moans finale

22.05.19 Pt 2 – Gareth, Ben and Gord lay it all out on the finale of Game of Thrones. Gord mostly liked it, Ben thought it was rubbish, and so the war of words begins that could have gone on all winter. Thankfully it didn't, as UK TV chef Nadiya…

22 May 2019 1AM 58 min

How things turned around for the studio toilet

22.05.19 Pt 1 – Whatever happened to VOOV? The video sharing TV channel of sorts came and went, with their most significant impact being on the studio toilet. Gord is late, again. The value of being on your own, then into the latest news headlines. Ben is back and with…

22 May 2019 12AM 58 min

Mass Debate About Masturbation

21.05.19 Pt 2 – Well, the buzz around the Virgin Active masturbator is far from over. Could this act of public masturbation been an act of exhibitionism or voyeurism? Jonti Seall, host of SexTalk, calls to chime in. Keeping on the topic of sex, Leigh-Ann has a shocking Spice Girls…

21 May 2019 1AM 52 min

Ze, Zir & Zem Pronouns

21.05.19 Pt 1 - Gareth harps on about the impressive "big boobs on Instagram" and reels with excitement over the Game of Thrones finale. The story of a transgender man who's discovered he's pregnant after giving birth to a stillborn baby leaves the team with many questions. Get informed from…

21 May 2019 12AM 52 min

There's No Keeping Zille Quiet

20.05.19 Pt 2 – Revix kicks off a new feature on the show by the revolutionary new cryptocurrency investment platform which is making it safe and easy for South Africans to invest in cryptocurrencies. There was much to discuss from the weekend that was - from Helen Zille's tweet, to…

20 May 2019 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Game (of Thrones) Over!

20.05.19 Pt 1 – Game of Thrones fans - hold onto yourself! Fresh off the blockbuster series finale, Gareth (the only fan in-studio) excitedly speaks about how keen he is to watch the episode before the "Five Things You Need To Know". With no Ben around, there's no sport but…

20 May 2019 12AM 50 min

A crossbow killing sex ring... it's a thing!

17.05.19 Pt 2 – Has J Lo well and truly got old? A Rod photographed repeatedly on the toilet, crossbow killings in Germany, and the culmination of Game of Thrones. Leigh-Ann campaigns for the healthiest types of booze you can drink, then Gadget Gal Clare Petra brings you the latest…

17 May 2019 1AM 53 min

Don't forget to put a brick in your bag

17.05.19 Pt 1 – You know you live in a rough place when you have a brick in your bag, but that's how it goes on the west side of Joburg. Leigh-Ann reveals that she is actually a pensioner, Camilla eating things, and Siya's love for the spotlight. Then the…

17 May 2019 12AM 53 min

Why should you Stay & Fix South Africa?

16.05.19 Pt 2 – OUTA's Wayne Duvenage joins Gareth and Phumi on this week's Burning Platform. He discusses his recent article about how positive people can stay and fix South Africa, corruption, tax abuse and his thoughts on the recent election.

16 May 2019 1AM 1 hr 02 min

Today's Lesson: The Dog Will Bite You

16.05.19 Pt 1 – What does active citizenery mean? Phumi explains what her take on it is, as someone who believes in it. Gord doesn't want anyone to spoil Game of Thrones for him... even though he still hasn't made the effort to watch the new episode four days later…

16 May 2019 12AM 45 min

Are we too stressed to be our best?

15.05.19 Pt 2 – Ben confronts his biggest fear, and it ends with a giant glob of lube in his private area. Bill Nye is certainly not the science guy we remember him as, a lion does lion things to a child's scalp and the latest on the Krugersdorp Killers…

15 May 2019 1AM 53 min

Should the quality of your bed reflect the state of your sex life?

15.05.19 Pt 1 – Thanks to Siya, the team is wide awake for you today, and straight into a conversation around beds and laying cable. The differences between men and women where it matters, then Simba calls in from America for a catch-up. Your latest news and sport from there…

15 May 2019 12AM 51 min

Ain't No River Deep Enough for Ryan

14.05.19 Pt 2 – It's Miss South Africa time again... this time around, its organisers say it's more than just a beauty pageant. Singer Maluma comes under fire just for kissing his mother on the lips. Leigh-Ann has more updates on the Tati Westbrook and James Charles saga, amidst eye…

14 May 2019 1AM 46 min

'Game of Thrones' Fandom

14.05.19 Pt 1 – Gareth has taken a new step in researching his DNA... find out the fascinating adventure he's found himself in now. The team spare a thought for all of those people who voted for Hlaudi Motsoeneng right before the Five Things You Need To Know. Nqobile, a…

14 May 2019 12AM 57 min

Boer Soek 'n Ou nou!

13.05.19 Pt 2 – Drama as the foundation of Afrikaans television, Boer Soek 'n Vrou, now has a boer that is soeking 'n ou! The invention of the 'jeado', a prolific pedo turns himself in after 23 years on the run, Alyssa Milano is saying no to sex, and so…

13 May 2019 1AM 49 min

Your life really isn't that tough

13.05.19 Pt 1 – Ben finally manages to watch the finale of The Bachelor, and with that he believes victim culture has hit a new low. Gareth elaborates on this, which then evolves into people trying to be important online. Your latest news headlines from there, sport, finance, plus Siya's…

13 May 2019 12AM 58 min

Jeff vs Jeff, who is your kind of billionaire?

10.05.19 Pt 2 – Gareth shares his curiosity around the failed season of The Bachelor Australia. Jeff Epstein looks like he may be making a sex retreat in the Virgin Islands, while another billionaire called Jeff is going to the moon. Leigh-Ann has some important questions to work out if…

10 May 2019 1AM 57 min

The Votes are in, & Lee is single

10.05.19 Pt 1 – Gareth and team have a quick catch up on the elections, and the mental health issues that the results are suggesting. Then it's into the review of The Bachelor finale, which becomes even juicier than the tell-all show itself! The latest in your news headlines, Ben…

10 May 2019 12AM 49 min

Gird Your Political Loins

09.05.19 Pt 2 – Fresh after the 2019 elections, Gareth van Onselen, the Head of Politics and Governance for the South African Institute of Race Relations, gives his take on the country going to the polls. Then, the team give more analysis on what they've observed yesterday.

9 May 2019 1AM 54 min

All Things #ElectionResults

09.05.19 Pt 1 – Post-election analysis the way you need to hear it - non-biased, honest and uncensored. Join Gareth, Phumi and Siya for the elections results discussion here. To comment on the process of national and provincial elections, Vice-Chair of the Electoral Commission of South Africa, Janet Love, calls…

9 May 2019 12AM 54 min