The Gareth Cliff Show

#GCS 3.5.17 Pt2

The CliffCentral staff seem to have some alarming eating habits. Gareth talks about some revolting men in the steam room, letting yourself go, and how people should have a choice if they want to die and when that happens. Some wisdom from Dan Stanhope, the Lazy-Lover hydraulic sex thruster, Cyril…

3 May 2017 1AM 39 min

#GCS 3.5.17 Pt1

Mabz is off sick today, but the guys get straight into the trash media making a trash story about Gareth's chat with Unathi Msengana. The journalistic bar continues to lower, it didn't seem possible, but it continues to happen. The top 10 in music right now, a quick French history…

3 May 2017 12AM 58 min

#GCS 2.5.17 Pt3

Gareth tries to bring you the top 10 on the music charts right now, but then loses interest as Unathi Msengana arrives at the studio. The two catch up on what's happening in her life right now, a life post morning radio, but one still very much involved in the…

2 May 2017 2AM 58 min

#GCS 2.5.17 Pt2

The wisdom of John Oliver returns with France and Francois Hollande coming into the spotlight. Caitlyn Jenner's new song saying goodbye to her manly meat. This leads Gareth into a rather in depth biology lesson. Caitlyn Jenner isn't done there though. Mbali Njomane returns to teach you to argue better,…

2 May 2017 1AM 48 min

#GCS 2.5.17 Pt1

Ben discusses his morning routine and why he wakes up so early. Gareth's dog Carl is snoring uncontrollably at night, which leads into a chat about how good we really do have it nowadays. Gareth's incredible OCD shower, everyone else's shower routines, and the most important parts of your house…

2 May 2017 12AM 1 hr 01 min

#GCS 1.5.17 Pt2

One of the original characters of CliffCentral from the beginning, Casper de Vries comes in for a special birthday chat. The CasperRadio Show has brought all kinds of mayhem to the studios in the past 3 years... Casper and Gareth reflect on this, and the many other things keeping Casper…

1 May 2017 2AM 56 min

#GCS 1.5.17 Pt1

CliffCentral turns 3, but Gareth wants to keep things low key. The team recaps on what they did over the long weekend, Gareth ventured into rural Mpumalanga, Mabz got friends drunk while moving house, Siya went to an event with ex-criminals and some African king... and Lucas, well, he is…

1 May 2017 1AM 50 min

#GCS 26.4.17 Pt3

Day two in the Henri van Breda case went from the courtroom to the scene of the crime itself. This introduces neighbour Martin Locke, an unlikely character in this story that Siya oddly finds interesting. The topic then leads to Gareth being interrogated by Ben over a certain female friend…

26 Apr 2017 2AM 45 min

#GCS 26.4.17 Pt2

Francois van Coke and Wynand Myburgh are more than just your regular edgy musicians. They are also crowdfunding mavericks, something that has allowed them to breathe fresh life into their band Fokofpolisiekar. The 'Thulsie Twins', those dipshits who wanted to join ISIS had some targets in mind before being arrested…

26 Apr 2017 1AM 53 min

#GCS 26.4.17 Pt1

Gareth starts the show with some technical studio talk. The funny French elections and other things that make the French weird... plus the age gap between Emmanuel Macron and his wife. Speaking of older love interests, Ben and Mabz get quizzed on who they would or wouldn't sleep with. Then…

26 Apr 2017 12AM 1 hr 06 min

#GCS 25.4.17 Pt3

Hey look at what a long weekend does for you... it allows you to enjoy another session of our #AprilFoolingAround series earlier than Friday. The team is joined by Chris Forrest, who they've had the pleasure of having on the show before - and they welcome Celeste Ntuli for the…

25 Apr 2017 2PM 58 min

#GCS 25.4.17 Pt2

Henri van Breda finally shares 'his' side of the story, but is it believable? Gareth finds some holes in the story... a story that does smell a lot like bullshit. Mbali Njomane is back for episode 2 in the 'How to Argue Better' series, and today she tells us about…

25 Apr 2017 1AM 53 min

#GCS 25.4.17 Pt1

Blue light brigades and what Jacob Zuma may be missing in his attempt to ensure he is safe at all times. The question of VIP protection for politicians is another reminder of how important these 'public servants' think they are, unlike people in the Congo who seem to have a…

25 Apr 2017 12AM 54 min

#GCS 24.4.17 Pt3

Lesley Smailes wanted an adventure after high school, so she decided to take a gap year abroad. Her mother jokingly told her not to get married or join a cult... casual words that ultimately turned into reality. Gareth talks to her about getting caught up with the wrong people and…

24 Apr 2017 2AM 59 min

#GCS 24.4.17 Pt2

A raping gay baboon is reportedly terrorising people in a small town in Zimbabwe. A new 'Know Thy Nuts' campaign has just rolled out for men to understand what is going on down there. Is testosterone helping or hindering men in life, the latest on creepy old Bill O'Reilly, The…

24 Apr 2017 1AM 48 min

#GCS 24.4.17 Pt1

Into the short week we go in SA as the team shares their colourful weekend stories. Ben was back to full physical health so went to Sun City for some golf and craziness, Siya went hiking which led to ice-cream, Gareth entertained a lady (well sort of)... then Lucas has…

24 Apr 2017 12AM 53 min

#GCS 21.4.17 Pt3

Hannes Brümmer and Nicholas Goliath join the team in studio for another edition of #AprilFoolingAround. They talk about their starts in the comedy industry, the rough side of comedy, dealing with hecklers and what experience can really teach you. With loads of laughs, and unbelievable stories, enjoy an hour with…

21 Apr 2017 2AM 55 min

#GCS 21.4.17 Pt2

Russia wants to ban Jehovah Witnesses, which has outraged Lucas somewhat. He educates everyone on the religion and what it's about, and why Putin again has it wrong. Rob from Amsterdam calls in for a catch-up and an informative talk on the difference between weed and hash. Gareth plays some…

21 Apr 2017 1AM 57 min

#GCS 21.4.17 Pt1

Mabz gets a mysterious EFT into her account, Gareth talks about guns, Lucas reveals how much his rabbits eat, then the team talks about that controversial Ayanda Mabulu 'Madiba/JZ' painting. The painting is pretty tame compared to a performance art piece that Gareth once had to experience though. The latest…

21 Apr 2017 12AM 55 min

#GCS 20.4.17 Pt3

Ben recently discovered the gift that is Alan Jones for your enjoyment. Bill O'Reilly's sexual harassment cases aren't going away, Venezuela's revolutionary weight loss solutions and then female activists Sindiswa Kaula and Nonhlanhla Dlamini from Unomkhubulwane Unearthed come into studio. People Magazine's most beautiful woman in the world, and the…

20 Apr 2017 2AM 34 min