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Cat Matlala Chaos: Burberry, Bribes & The Big 5 | Chester Missing

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Vuzimusi “Cat” Matlala, the Burberry Bandit himself, appeared before the ad hoc committee… in a prison. Only in South Africa do we send politicians to jail to investigate crime and somehow the criminals are still in charge. Chester Missing breaks down the Big 5 corruption saga, Cat Matlala’s woolies-bag bribes, why Bheki Cele suddenly has bus-tire marks on his suit, and why Donald Trump wants SA kicked out of the G20. From tenderpreneurs to Burberry drip to Trump’s fake white-genocide nonsense — this is South African politics at its most unhinged.

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10 Dec 2025 English South Africa Government · Comedy

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