The Gareth Cliff Show

Mo' Pink Money ain't no mo' problems

24.11.20 Pt 1 - Helicopter pilots are smart people... anyone can go on autopilot in a small aircraft - don't get shooketh please, this is just a fact. Is the uprising of beta males and females good or bad for society? If you haven't heard, 'pink money' is a gay…

23 Nov 2020 11PM 59 min

Stradivari is not a pasta you peasant!

23.11.20 Pt 2 - People often think the best job on Earth is to be a famous singer or actor... people are dumb, because the best job in human history exists in South Africa at the PIC - you won't believe the terms and conditions and paid leave which comes…

23 Nov 2020 12AM 55 min

Christmas with no Carols

23.11.20 Pt 1 - It's a Covid year, do we still have to go to work functions and endure that awful dry food and that one person who has a crush on us after they've had 8 beers and 6 tequilas professing their love for us... have we not suffered…

22 Nov 2020 11PM 51 min

How Robot Hands become Vaginas

20.11.20 Pt 2 - TikTok is now giving people a great way to get out of a crap date. Could we function without the internet? If you are going bald, let it go... nobody wants to see that desperate comb over Clive! If you want to live in paradise and…

20 Nov 2020 12AM 1 hr 02 min

The Pope needs a poke

20.11.20 Pt 1 - The SABC is an analogue product in a digital time, they don't have wi-fi. If you work at a company and the board earns all the money, how should the workers feel about it? How difficult is it to cross the South African border illegally? Reporter…

19 Nov 2020 11PM 42 min

Dad jokes and Zondo the ghoster

19.11.20 Pt 2 - Is it acceptable to still be telling dad jokes in 2020 when Tik Tok is a thing? In a liberal democracy, should the citizenry be consulted about all decisions that affect them? So Jacob Zuma basically had a Facebook friend request declined in public, how will…

19 Nov 2020 12AM 57 min

Skhothane Grills and the scrotum stones

19.11.20 Pt 1 - Is Joe Biden too relatable to be a politician and the leader of a nation? Do you have anyone you love in your life with a terrible voice, and you don't know how to tell them? Kamala Harris is this person to all of her friends…

18 Nov 2020 11PM 53 min

2020 years later... another Immaculate Conception

18.11.20 Pt 2 - Should we trust rich people who meditate? The SABC and its employees were as shocked as the President of South Africa when a failing business had to retrench people... these are the same journalists who tell you about the economy daily folks. What would you do…

18 Nov 2020 12AM 54 min

Bezos the pill man

18.11.20 Pt 1 - Old people secretly like it when young people get hurt so they don't feel like it's all over for their ailing bodies. If you want to own a horse, marry rich or forget it. Facebook and Twitter are in front of the Senate again, and this…

17 Nov 2020 11PM 53 min

Dolphins with machine guns

17.11.20 Pt 2 - Chinese journalists who have reported on Covid-19 and its effects on life in China are being held in prison - how do we deal with advocating for their civil rights? Is social media captured? Be careful about swimming with dolphins... they may be special agents from…

17 Nov 2020 12AM 56 min

Covid Christmas carols

17.11.20 Pt 1 - If you have the calling you must answer, maybe your real name is Sibusiso and not Michael Smith. What is the best gift during a Covid-Christmas? How should we manage the expectations of children? When should your Christmas tree go up? Should terrorists have rights? It…

16 Nov 2020 11PM 57 min

Vote for Astley

16.11.20 Pt 2 - Are we now at the mercy of internet access, are we just useless without it? What are the lessons in life that we learn too late? There's a very good reason you shouldn't vote for Trump or Biden, but rather for the one and only Rick…

16 Nov 2020 12AM 56 min

Bliss in the Bush

16.11.20 Pt 1 - Life can sometimes literally hamstring you and that ain't pretty. When was the last time you heard sounds coming out of the wrong place in your life? Isn't it great when you’ve had a nightmare in your personal life, and your friends are flourishing and they…

15 Nov 2020 11PM 53 min

Is your mirror your drama triangle?

13.11.20 Pt 2 - The older you get, the sadder you get. If you're not jaded by 30, are you even human? If you have become unbearably ugly since you left high school, don't fret... there's a body double business which will save you the blushes of an unwanted reunion…

13 Nov 2020 12AM 56 min

Whitney should have showered

13.11.20 Pt 1 - As we age, should we clean up our language in front of our parents? The best thing on Earth is to hear European tourists trying to say African names properly. What is the most embarrassing place you have ever fallen asleep? Whitney Houston died in the…

12 Nov 2020 11PM 52 min

Watch out for the moustache in the ice-cream truck

12.11.20 Pt 2 - There is an unspoken link between moustaches and paedophiles, and nobody has quite figured out why. #SoWhatNow? was postponed for President Ramaphosa's family meeting last night... should this be the real state of disaster? When you are faced with a moral decision which will affect the…

12 Nov 2020 12AM 59 min

Bury me with my Bentley

12.11.20 Pt 1 - In this global pandemic, what have you been ‘blessed’ with - a bad boyfriend or a lazy mother-in-law? While the President of South Africa tries to be serious about Covid-19, people are trying to break up with one another on his speech feed on social media…

11 Nov 2020 11PM 54 min

Cocaine needs new PR

11.11.20 Pt 2 - Stephen Fry is delivering history in a fashion that's fun. Harry and Meghan... are they just attention-seeking slobs, or are they living their best life? Is Queen Elizabeth the last hope of a united Britain? Imagine being married to someone with Covid-19, how would that go?…

11 Nov 2020 12AM 55 min

Erection pills save the Olympics

11.11.20 Pt 1 - If you purge yourself of social media, does that make you the most enlightened soul on Earth? Is the cellphone a box of self-induced anxiety for humans? If you want to be healthy, is the best solution to watch the scale or just measure the waist?…

10 Nov 2020 11PM 53 min

Agrizzi has the 'Schabir shakes'

10.11.20 Pt 2 - If you are a parent who wants more money to spoil your husband or wife for being a great partner during lockdown, you should tell your kids Santa died from Covid. Angelo Agrizzi has been pictured looking worse for wear with what doctors are calling the…

10 Nov 2020 12AM 55 min