The Gareth Cliff Show

Heartbreak and Screaming Babies

10.11.20 Pt 1 - "Dear Melissa, I hope this letter doesn't find you well, you broke my heart 25 years ago and I'll never forgive you"... hey, who doesn't have that memory and thought every now and then? When you have children and they scream at restaurants, what are single…

9 Nov 2020 11PM 50 min

Sexy people are interesting

09.11.20 Pt 2 - If people are beautiful, let's just be honest, they are better than the rest of us. Can you ever make good TV if you try to be safe and pander to society? Since cancel culture has won, can we cancel that and get Katlego Maboe to…

9 Nov 2020 12AM 53 min

Maradona: Manchild or Main Man?

09.11.20 Pt 1 - Do people actually care about the outcome of the US Election, or is it just the best reality show ever? Borat is back and it seems better than ever. Are the traditional media desperate, or is entertainment just news now? Diego Maradona is still living his…

8 Nov 2020 11PM 50 min

Corruption isn't the end of the world

06.11.20 Pt 2 - Do we need state rules or are people usually fine on their own? Is corruption always doom and gloom, or is there wiggle room? As you age, is there a threshold for how much medication you should be taking. A pandemic is not a reason not…

6 Nov 2020 12AM 55 min

Dudu's brain is poo poo

06.11.20 Pt 1 - Let's get something clear right now, the reason why New Zealand is so far from everyone is that they are boring and nobody wants to talk to boring people. When you win and others don't, they resent you. Do fact checkers need to be fact checked?…

5 Nov 2020 11PM 53 min

Hood Karen likes vetkoek

05.11.20 Pt 2 - One thing poor service will do in South Africa is bring out the hood in the most prim and proper private individual. Is there a Zulu name for a Karen type of busy bee? Dear people of the world... a Harvard dropout is not the same…

5 Nov 2020 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Big pricks and Sick princes

05.11.20 Pt 1 - Is there any point in being rich in an awful country? What is the actual point of the Zondo Commission? Blood donation is unlike any good relationship - you have to be able to deal with massive pricks for it to be successful. How did your…

4 Nov 2020 11PM 55 min

Cocaine breeds gay frogs

04.11.20 Pt 2 - If your siblings are doing better than you, should you keep it together in public so as not to pull down the family name? Do your pets get jealous? Are all snacks actually the same? Cocaine is the lifeblood of all news anchors. If frogs become…

4 Nov 2020 12AM 52 min

Big Polls and Great Erections

04.11.20 Pt 1 - If you're a sports fan, how do you feel about recycled answers from knucklehead sportsmen? Are the US Elections a reality show, or the key to the most powerful political seat on Earth? Which soapie has the best theme song in history? The Twitter guy has…

3 Nov 2020 11PM 57 min

Polls are a Trump for Biden

03.11.20 Pt 2 - When you are looking at the polls in the US election, what factors should you consider to establish the veracity of the numbers? What should we expect from American citizens when the winner is decided? Why are high-end stores boarding up their shops as voters head…

3 Nov 2020 12AM 51 min

Bond didn’t need Jobs

03.11.20 Pt 1 - Is it important for all first wives to be good looking from now on? Sean Connery was not a man for small talk, and that's why he's the only Bond that should ever be recognised. Boris Johnson might just be too soft to be Prime Minister…

2 Nov 2020 11PM 56 min

Cadillac One and freaky films

02.11.20 Pt 2 - What are some of the perks of being the President of America? Cancel culture might be coming for Sean Connery even though he's dead... there is no place to hide - if they want to cancel you, they will cancel you. Is it reasonable for functional…

2 Nov 2020 12AM 57 min

Swinging Breasts and Slutty Witches

02.11.20 Pt 1 - Old folks love the pharmacy... aches and pains no longer need to be a part of life. Every year, Halloween costumes go to another level - how was the pandemic version of the spooky holiday? If your breasts aren't being held up by being self-tied while…

1 Nov 2020 11PM 53 min

The Shame of a Name

30.10.20 Pt 2 - Does having a fancy name ensure you'll have a better career? Gareth shares his latest bad names... some sound like medication for a dodgy rash. Learn about some cool new features on your phone. Is being eaten by an animal the most humiliating way to die?…

30 Oct 2020 1AM 55 min

If you like Penis Colada...

30.10.20 Pt 1 - Health issues can be a tough pill to swallow. If you're getting on in years... don't go buying any green bananas. It's been a while since Leigh-Ann has had any 'penis colada'. Find out why gloves might be the best gift at a Kitchen Tea. And turns out…

30 Oct 2020 12AM 47 min

Can we trust Tito?

29.10.20 Pt 2 - What is the aim of the Medium Term Budget Speech? Is Tito trustworthy, and how much power does he really have? How can we deal with incompetent and stupid people? If you're angry about the SAA bailouts, don't miss next week's instalment of the Zondo soapie!…

29 Oct 2020 1AM 56 min

How to Deal with Stutterers

29.10.20 Pt 1 - How can we celebrate New Year's if the midnight curfew is still in place? A virtual reality world is exciting, but also annoying. What is the normal amount of time to spend on YouTube? How patient are you with people who have a stutter? And what amount…

29 Oct 2020 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Everyone is Jewish now

28.10.20 Pt 2 - It's important to credit the correct people when you enjoy a new TV series. Trying to see your aged parents during a pandemic is like arranging a prison visit. Is it worth keeping people around just because they are highly entertaining? Women can pee standing up…

28 Oct 2020 1AM 55 min

In the Box thinking 

28.10.20 Pt 1 - Can Siya replace Katlego on those insurance ads? If you touch yourself while on a video call, just make sure the camera is angled correctly. Does leaving your teaspoon in your mug while you drink your tea make you uncultured? And Damon and Gareth have another…

28 Oct 2020 12AM 57 min

Banana trees and Evil owls

27.10.20 Pt 2 -Is homeschooling an option for most people, or is Pythagoras' Theorem best left to people who know what's what? If your life is established, would you want a new partner later in life... or are you single to the death? Is anyone proud to work for the…

27 Oct 2020 1AM 59 min