The Gareth Cliff Show

The pipe must be laid down

14.10.20 Pt 1 - If you are in the media, is it more important to get clicks or spell words correctly? What's it like to go onto a hit TV show as a guest? What is the challenge faced by people who are trying to lose weight? The Police are…

14 Oct 2020 12AM 51 min

Father forgive me, I prefer Oprah

13.10.20 Pt 2 - Why would anyone believe Oprah over and above the word of their own father? And to be clear, that's your father the Lord God, and indeed your biological father - it seems Oprah trumps both for some. Are plants a gift or a burden? Blind History…

13 Oct 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Let's mute the Presidential Debate

13.10.20 Pt 1 - We have now been in lockdown long enough, why are people still on mute in meetings? Let's start a mute jar. The real question after the pandemic is... WHO should be accountable? The American Presidential Debate was cancelled, and the masses exhaled as they were saved…

13 Oct 2020 12AM 53 min

Don't date your booty call

12.10.20 Pt 2 - Is it possible to delete all of your data, or are you in the matrix for life once you have a cellphone? If we were to hear you flirt, would we think less or more of you? With lockdown ending, are booty calls being reignited? If…

12 Oct 2020 1AM 57 min

Pryor spooned The Godfather

12.10.20 Pt 1 - There is a version of spooning which won't help you sleep, believe it or not. There are now human sized webs and you are in danger... look out! When you reach a certain age, all of your orifices become no go zones. Richard Pryor did the…

12 Oct 2020 12AM 54 min

Bachelors have feelings too

09.10.20 Pt 2 - Can you manufacture love, or do people need to fall in love? Should you be considered mean if you are equally mean to everyone... people always say be consistent, well go to hell Janet AND Sipho! It's important to note, just because something is true, it…

9 Oct 2020 1AM 53 min

Sleeping Jesus equals Unsleeping Beauty

09.10.20 Pt 1 - Larry David is so hot, because he's so rich. His new lady is marrying him for money, and that's great. If someone is single, who do they think they are to have standards... this is why you're single Paul! Would you date a person who is…

9 Oct 2020 12AM 1 hour

The Great Journalism Dumbdown

08.10.20 Pt 2 - Let's be clear - being able to negotiate for a cheaper house is a cultural thing. Have the Democrats made a massive mistake with Kamala Harris as a VP candidate? Do journalists need to spend less time on Twitter?

8 Oct 2020 1AM 54 min

I love you... go to hell!

08.10.20 Pt 1 - If you had a bad relationship with somebody, how far would you go to exert some revenge as a scorned lover? Do you believe being emotional is more important than being logical? Is balance around the two possible? Chris Rock is going through a divorce, and…

8 Oct 2020 12AM 59 min

Underground crime and Gay billionaires

07.10.20 Pt 2 - If you won a billion dollars, what would you do with it? Would you buy Gucci sweaters for your pet iguana? Let's just be clear, hot dudes love billionaires too. Underground crime isn't real, crime happens above the ground. Cult movies always tragically lead to repeated…

7 Oct 2020 1AM 52 min

Satan has a face for radio

07.10.20 Pt 1 - If your strength is to derail serious conversations, you have a friend here at CliffCentral. By the way people, soapies aren't real life. If you are corrupt, please don't act shocked if your cars get repossessed. Does Satan get a bad rap, and is that fair?…

7 Oct 2020 12AM 1 hour

Jerm vs Silicon Valley

06.10.20 Pt 2 - Are there any alternatives for content creators from YouTube and Vimeo? Is the world becoming a cesspool of censorship? How can citizens address the biases within large scale media? Is there a way to cancel, cancel culture? Blind History returns... this week's episode features cult socialist…

6 Oct 2020 1AM 59 min

From venter to yenta... to hell

06.10.20 Pt 1 - Should we allow the public to vote on sending the yentas from The View to hell? Donald has Trumped Covid-19, and he says you shouldn't let a pandemic dominate your life. If you think you are better than others, surely people should be allowed to shame…

6 Oct 2020 12AM 52 min

She is He, Japan is neutral!

05.10.20 Pt 2 - If you want to fly to Japan, don't you dare call your wife honey, that is frowned upon. Have you ever imagined what the life of a female Russian weightlifter might be like, well, the questions you might get would be wild. If you have no…

5 Oct 2020 1AM 46 min

R Kelly is Thunderstruck!

05.10.20 Pt 1 - It seems residents of New York are struggling to adapt to the fact that New York is a city that is now asleep. If you want to get rich, go and auction art on ships... you'll never have to protest in a beach mansion if you…

5 Oct 2020 12AM 54 min

Donald is really really positive

02.10.20 Pt 2 - Donald Trump has tested positive for Covid-19 which inevitably means he will beat it because he's really really strong! If you were famous, would you think everyone should be nice to you all the time? What's in a name, do you look like your name, could…

2 Oct 2020 1AM 59 min

Pavlov and the Zulu who can't count

02.10.20 Pt 1 - The most brutal truth one can ever hear is that you are dull, dull, boring and dull. The fact is though, some people are just undeniably bland. Pavlov and Gareth Cliff have a lot in common, but Gareth uses toilet rolls instead of a bell. If…

2 Oct 2020 12AM 52 min

Unmasking the Lockdown

01.10.20 Pt 2 - The psychology of children in our global society needs to be taken into account when we impose policy around lockdowns. What are the actual differences in the levels of lockdown? How does one govern themselves during a global pandemic when they don't agree with state mandates…

1 Oct 2020 1AM 1 hour

Get the truck outta here

01.10.20 Pt 1 - There is something to being the Anti-Oprah because good news isn't always the best news. Is politics the new religion? The US Presidential Debate was a reboot of Grumpy Old Men. Melania Trump showed a little bit of humanity and romance, she touched Donald's shoulder... what…

1 Oct 2020 12AM 56 min

Burgers are lank chommie

30.09.20 Pt 2 - If you are in a relationship, how important is it that you like the same shows as your partner? Everyone thinks they can cook - especially dads - but how famous is his ‘famous sauce’ really? The colloquial adjective 'lank' has survived Covid, praise be thy…

30 Sep 2020 1AM 53 min