The Gareth Cliff Show

Mr Mdluli... C U Next Tuesday

30.09.20 Pt 1 - There's a tick on my gooch, please help! Trump and Biden have started talking out loud on stage together - it's a mess. Useless superpowers are important... which ones are the best of the worst? Metallica is so 'prog' right now, make sure you convert people…

30 Sep 2020 12AM 54 min

Would you direct your own funeral?

29.09.20 Pt 2 - If you want a summer body, get a personal trainer like RBG had... he will even push your physical limits beyond the grave. If you hate someone, should they come to your funeral? The real tragedy of death is not being able to tell your first…

29 Sep 2020 1AM 1 hr 07 min

WAP ain't no Internet connection

29.09.20 Pt 1 - Cyril is a serious cyclist, who knew? Do we all need to stop being so partisan to our identity politic, or can anyone who disagrees with us go to hell? Dear parents... WAP is no longer just a technology term. Warren Buffett is deadly boring, but…

29 Sep 2020 12AM 54 min

Dick doctors & Mask acne

28.09.20 Pt 2 - There's a dick doctor telling us that Covid is over. Masks are not cool because it's really hard to understand most people, and without seeing their lips, it's Oxford English roulette. Have some people just been living their normal life during the pandemic? There's more milk…

28 Sep 2020 1AM 57 min

Your value is 2 cows dummy

28.09.20 Pt 1 - What would your value be if someone had to pay lobola for you? If you are not smart or were a little loose in your youth, this affects your value to your African Prince and his family... keep that in mind. Biden and Trump might take…

28 Sep 2020 12AM 55 min

Keep your unicorn away from my Mol!

25.09.20 Pt 2 - Is the thought of being in an open relationship appealing to you? If you do explore polyamory, the secret is to find a unicorn and ride that puppy all the way home. If you have a horse face, you have no chance with Leigh-Ann Mol. Media…

25 Sep 2020 1AM 51 min

Reusable condoms are the real Social Dilemma

25.09.20 Pt 1 - Have you left your hood during the global lockdown? As the world opens up, are we just going back to brunches with our besties? Is the Social Dilemma real? Should we feel sorry for people that gym to show off their bodies, but can't because of…

25 Sep 2020 12AM 49 min

King Damon the mensch

23.09.20 Pt 2 - Is owning a property all it's cracked up to be? If you are still living at home at age 30, are you a leech or a loving son? Is Damon the real Jewish King, or is Solomon still the mensch of all mensches? Greg Walsh them…

23 Sep 2020 1AM 54 min

Ellen the Degenerate

23.09.20 Pt 1 - If TV is too good, is that good for your life? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel should have won every award but it didn't, is this a joke? She has risen from the cancel culture grave, ladies and gentleman... we welcome back Ellen the Degenerate! What do…

23 Sep 2020 12AM 55 min

Borneo is a Cannibal Thunderdome

22.09.20 Pt 2 - It’s always tough to retire when you are quite literally ‘simply the best’... well Tina found a way, it's younger, it's fitter and it's in Switzerland - she found another hero. If you don't want to be eaten by other people, don't go to Borneo. Epstein…

22 Sep 2020 1AM 1 hr 07 min

Snakes in Wollongong

22.09.20 Pt 1 - When your parents named you, don't for a second think it wasn't about them being proud of producing life. What does your fashion sense say about you in 2020? When you join a committee, please be prepared for marathon length meetings. If you live in Australia,…

22 Sep 2020 12AM 55 min

Paris Hilton is totes humble y'all

21.09.20 Pt 2 - If you forget a friend's birthday, should you feel bad... even if they've had 35 before? Obama has written another book, is he jealous of his wife's book sales? If you die, will you cuss the living? Are we interested in the drug-infused meltdown of the…

21 Sep 2020 1AM 56 min

My kids are dumb... now I'm in jail

21.09.20 Pt 1 - If you are still living in South Africa, please make sure to protect the women and children in case the sabertooth comes for them in the night. RBG has died and America is losing its collective mind. If your kids are dumb, there's a good chance…

21 Sep 2020 12AM 53 min

Covid Diaries on Instagram

18.09.20 Pt 2 - What do you do if a plant swallows your balcony? There is a suggestion about the best way to party in lockdown which might just be a winner. Does Happy Sindane have a long lost sister? Instagram influencers are vlogging their Covid experience. Is getting a…

18 Sep 2020 1AM 57 min

Serpents & the Devil's Lettuce

18.09.20 Pt 1 - Stop complaining about Apple, the products are fine, you can ignore phone calls now too. Is Silicon Valley biased to Biden? Self-awareness is a win... not just for you, it's a win for everyone. As humankind discovers the eye of the serpent, South Africa is still…

18 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

Churches & Fame

17.09.20 Pt 2 - The very nature of fame is confusing, why do people love it, and why do the famous love being famous? If you go into debt in life, who should you blame? Have Pentecostal Churches hurt the South African middle class more than anything else? Boris Johnson…

17 Sep 2020 1AM 51 min

Diamonds equal Love

17.09.20 Pt 1 - How can we make women feel more comfortable and safe in society and in social spaces? Do you care about people's happiness if it doesn't directly affect you? Does the truth need to make you happy? Bla bla bla... South Africa is going to level one…

17 Sep 2020 12AM 58 min

Useless Superpowers & Real Life Superheroes

16.09.20 Pt 2 - Is there a constructive way to protest or should protest create chaos? Are beards a cool thing to have? Apple is now focusing on the health of humans... is that good, or are they out of ideas? Learning to be violent is important for all humans,…

16 Sep 2020 1AM 50 min

Build it & your Grandchildren will come

16.09.20 Pt 1 - As the old saying goes, "The early Damon wakes up the Gareth." The very nature of building a Catholic church 500 years ago meant you worked for the first marketing agency ever. Does architecture affect the quality of your life? The only way to wake up…

16 Sep 2020 12AM 58 min

Chernobyl & Social Media have a lot in common

15.09.20 Pt 1 - If you think you want to revolt against your leaders, perhaps leaving fecal matter in their driveway is the only way to express your level of disgust. To be clear, we don't remember Chernobyl, we've seen the show though. Is social media all toxic, or are…

15 Sep 2020 1AM 57 min