The Gareth Cliff Show

Dramageddon & Shower Death

22.06.20 Pt 1 - Winter in lockdown is all about moisturising the elbows. Jeffree Star has been cancelled in the make-up game, and it's being called ‘dramageddon’. Trump is alone in Oklahoma. There are hot dads out there, thanks for sharing pictures folks. The great thing about druids is that…

22 Jun 2020 12AM 56 min

Nihilistic rabbits & Marmigeddon

19.06.20 Pt 2 - Shakira has a voice akin to the last cry of a dying mule... and that's being kind. Nihilistic rabbits may have something to teach us. Do we as a society accept people who eat Bovril and Marmite as a part of the human race? Trump can't…

19 Jun 2020 1AM 55 min

Cardi B is too spicy

19.06.20 Pt 1 - Should school be a place to protest? Siya wasn't allowed to take a boy to his matric dance, but he's forgiven the universe. What is the most outrageous dream you have ever had about your ex employer? Cardi B says she's too spicy for you "basic…

19 Jun 2020 12AM 56 min

Lockdown for what

18.06.20 Pt 2 - If Lil Jon could ask the government if 246 beds was worth the economic lockdown of an entire country, he'd probably say "Lockdown for What?" Which State instruments are already in our lives - even in a free market economy? What is Advanced Lockdown Level 3?…

18 Jun 2020 1AM 54 min

Van Gogh the love machine

18.06.20 Pt 1 - The President of South Africa is a great prelude for a TV show's ratings, who knew? As South Africa enters Level 3 Light, please get a haircut... you are not a mountain man, you're a slob. Is it important to forgive deadbeat family? Van Gogh was…

18 Jun 2020 12AM 1 hour

Meat is temporary, pelts are forever

17.06.20 Pt 2 - Stealing cop gear and doing your own stop and go is a hilarious but costly act. If you have rabbits, eat the soft parts and wear the rest. The avian species are at war, sky death is something to take seriously. Are there cross-eyed bears in…

17 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

One Man to Fist them all!

17.06.20 Pt 1 - Johannesburg is so cold, that testicles and thighs are becoming stuck together. Are there too many options for content consumers? SpongeBob is gay, now you know. Gord's childhood has left marks on him forever. Fisto as a cartoon character's name has not aged well.

17 Jun 2020 12AM 50 min

Greeks, geeks & freaks

15.06.20 Pt 2 - The Nipple Index is how we measure temperature now. Terms like 'the new normal' are awful, stop using them. North Korea has a new empress on the rise, and she means business! Wangari Mbuthia and Adam Golding join us to discuss the TEDx Talk which they…

15 Jun 2020 1AM 58 min

 Don’t get murdered for a cookie

15.06.20 Pt 1 - Do people still actually care about the meaning of holidays, or is it just an excuse to sleep in? If your neighbours love Jesus, can you stop their sermon if it gets too loud? Careful not to go to CHAZ... you could get murdered for a…

15 Jun 2020 12AM 55 min

Is Fire the Devil's Work?

12.06.20 Pt 2 - Nqobile Ngema joins us to discuss the prickly relationship black people have with their own history, and whether certain archetypes create self-fulfilling prophecies which lead to continuous strife? Should companies take political stands? Why is fire still so interesting to us? James Suter then joins us…

12 Jun 2020 1AM 59 min

Oh My G.O.T

12.06.20 Pt 1 - Games of Thrones was like being in a marriage where you catch your wife cheating after what you thought was a valuable 20 years... both have a terrible ending. Boris Johnson is all for bonking! Are Mbulelo and Gareth wrong to shame overweight people? The reality…

12 Jun 2020 12AM 56 min

Cyril or NDZ?

11.06.20 Pt 2 - Is vilifying the rich a political game, or does it have teeth as an argument? How do you make your money work for you from an early age? Would NDZ have made a better president than Cyril Ramaphosa? Is nationalising the Central Bank an option for…

11 Jun 2020 1AM 59 min

Sangoma for the Covid

11.06.20 Pt 1 - If Covid-19 strikes, go find a sangoma... it's worth a bash. The Free State contributes less that 4% of the nation's tax, how is that possible for a place that big? Lockdown weight gain is real, time to get back to it. Not even a Belgian…

11 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Emperor Siya or Emperor Gord?

10.06.20 Pt 2 - Who would be the most benevolent dictator, Siya or Gord? Cancel culture has come for Little Britain... is satire dead? Is humour important, or are funny people just a nice to have? Ulrich Fobian joins us to discuss life's teachings through the eyes of a Westerner…

10 Jun 2020 1AM 52 min

Timbuk One vs Timbuk Two

10.06.20 Pt 1 - Mesh shirts in the gay community are very very 90s... that’s the breaking news from our chief gay reporter in the field, Siya Sangweni. There's a difference between the infantile and the grown-up tile. Timbuk One was nowhere near as good as Timbuk Two. Can history…

10 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Epstein & Chill

09.06.20 Pt 2 - You may not believe it, but Jeffrey Epstein had a life partner - her name is/was Ghislaine Maxwell... and she's missing. The Sun will give you 10 000 Pounds if you find her. Trump held the bible upside down, is he the Antichrist? Gareth speaks to…

9 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 07 min

Dead plants & parent Zoom calls

09.06.20 Pt 1 - Allowing plants to die are a sign that you should never become a parent. Could you imagine being part of a parent's evening Zoom call? What are New Zealand doing right to be open already? Taxis have raised prices by over 100% - is that ethical…

9 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Good cops & Bad cocks

08.06.20 Pt 2 - The games on your phone might be ageist. Is there anything more comical than a fat cop chasing a fat golfer? There's a controversial theory as to why Zimbabweans and Malawians don't get Covid-19. Warrick Kernes of Insaka eCommerce Academy joins us to discuss how the…

8 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hour

No bra birthday

08.06.20 Pt 1 - 43 is the new 40 and Leigh-Ann Mol is living proof of this scientific truth. Has lockdown pointed out to us who is of value? Are sportsmen and women grossly overpaid? Duccio's 'Madonna and Child' was great, but Madonna displaying her child on social media is…

8 Jun 2020 12AM 50 min

The only Gay Zulu in the Village

05.06.20 Pt 2 - Astronauts are people too, they have fears. What a world we live in where children can dream of lighting their farts. Are human beings inherently lazy? Imagine being the only gay Zulu in the village? Timothy Maurice then joins us to talk about the dangers of…

5 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 06 min