The Gareth Cliff Show

What's going on in 2020?

06.07.20 Pt 1 - Between the cigarette ban still being in effect in South Africa, a potential coffee crisis and Kanye West announcing that he's running for president, 2020 is clearly turning out to be a great year, isn't it? Then, Gareth learns that chatting about science and astronomy doesn't…

6 Jul 2020 12AM 51 min

Where there's a Will, there's an Open Relationship

03.07.20 Pt 2 - It's been an explosive week for Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith after rapper August Alsina claims he was involved in their open relationship. Would you be able to bring a third person into your relationship? Beware, there's an Olivia Newton-John scam going around. Can stars give…

3 Jul 2020 1AM 1 hour

The Epstein plot thickens

03.07.20 Pt 1 - Ghislaine Maxwell is arrested! Where would you hide out if you had broken the law? Leigh-Ann has no idea what to do with her "silver box of treasure". Hold onto yourself: Gareth actually has a compliment for Mark Zuckerberg.

3 Jul 2020 12AM 47 min

Bridgette, Botswana & Business

02.07.20 Pt 2 - Jean-Jacques Cornish, who always keeps his eye glued to Africa, returns to the Burning Platform for an update on the continent's events. One of the week's heated stories, that he jumps into with Gareth and Kanthan, is the scandal surrounding businesswoman Bridgette Motsepe-Radebe... while she maintains…

2 Jul 2020 1AM 54 min

How to repel Kids using Weed

02.07.20 Pt 1 - In the midst of lockdown, it's important to spare a thought for blessees without blessers' money. Do you know what the crossroads of Marxism and capitalism is? It's porn! According to Pinky, smoking weed is the perfect way to keep kids away. Get your dose of…

2 Jul 2020 12AM 56 min

No more Karaoke for Gord

01.07.20 Pt 2 - After Gord explains accidents during MMA fights, you'll look at penne differently. What would you do if almost R6-million got transferred into your account? Hear what a Pretoria man has done. Catch up with Janez Vermeiren and Peri van Papendorp. And could Gareth "the children's author"…

1 Jul 2020 1AM 49 min

The Rabbit Coleslaw Massacre of 1992

01.07.20 Pt 1 - Are you even trying to keep up with your new year's resolutions under lockdown? Gord expresses his deep love for Barry Ronge. Today you'll learn not to name an animal if you're going to eat it. And note to self: There's corruption, pollution and no solution…

1 Jul 2020 12AM 54 min

Baby bye bye bye

30.06.20 Pt 2 - The party is always in your own mind, just keep believing it... who needs real clubs and other humans? Was Lou Pearlman the biggest creep ever? The CliffCentral family is growing! Tim Culley joins us to detail the launch of CliffCentral Creative - and Mbulelo speaks…

30 Jun 2020 1AM 52 min

Trunk junk & Philandery

30.06.20 Pt 1 - Shee shee poo poo is the only way to describe a couch that's too fabulous to mention. Should one have a life-sized picture of themselves in their lounge? Are you a bad person if you just leave your old fridge in the street for rubbish guys…

30 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

The pearl necklace pickle

29.06.20 Pt 2 - An orchard is no place for the weak, hemorrhoids are a real thing. What is the best case scenario for your deathbed? In the world of double-sided dildos, anal beads, and gentleman callers, we need to be clear that 'pearl necklace' does not mean what you…

29 Jun 2020 1AM 52 min

Cocaine Boars

29.06.20 Pt 1 - You know the old saying, "I'm as happy as a pig in coke"? Well, in Italy that old fable came to life. Houston we had a Bobby Brown problem. Today has been a morning for 'the sensitive gay’. Careful about brushing your teeth - it's a…

29 Jun 2020 12AM 53 min

Cancel culture & your internet dad

26.06.20 Pt 2 - If you need a dad, no worries... the web has got your back. Shave, change a tyre or put up a painting, this is what the internet is for. If you are a lady and you get hair on your face, should you shave or laser?…

26 Jun 2020 1AM 54 min

The Guest & the Gun

26.06.20 Pt 1 - The cat that sleeps on your chest will spit in your eye... no this is not a proverb, it happens to our very own cat lady with outrageous consequences. Siya is now a big time TV producer and it's helping him get lunch dates with spoiled…

26 Jun 2020 12AM 53 min

Tito & the sin tax

25.06.20 Pt 2 - Apparently, Covid has turned into a sport - and apparently the libertarians have a demigod who has led them to victory in ending lockdown. Government does an astonishing job of spending the sin tax it collects - it’s all gone within half a day, which is…

25 Jun 2020 1AM 54 min

The Void & the Vagina

25.06.20 Pt 1 - Who cares about an Uber rating when your bitch rating is higher than ever? Mannequin is not only a movie, but it's also Pinky's best friend. Who needs a man when you have booze and an imaginary friend? The big question is whether it was genital…

25 Jun 2020 12AM 48 min

Judgement over a Coffee

24.06.20 Pt 2 - Is it okay to be judgey... or are you just going to become a social recluse if you don't become flexible? Is it shocking to imagine that some people didn't know that lockdown was happening? Would coffee with Damon be worth it?

24 Jun 2020 1AM 48 min

Dissonance & the Guillotine

24.06.20 Pt 1 - If your mom knits your jersey, is it okay to turn it into pyjamas? How many days should be the maximum for the same clothes being worn? Could you imagine being the person who had to execute a smelly person? Leon is shocked, shucks! Sorry as…

24 Jun 2020 12AM 52 min

The Artist & The Money

23.06.20 Pt 2 - Get your number off the internet, the killer is out there and will get you! What happens if you get along with your ex-partner's in-laws? It's not the end of the world to cheat on your wife, just don't bring Covid-19 home. Josh Lindberg joins us…

23 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 11 min

Kids are assholes

23.06.20 Pt 1 - Holding a glass is not a reason to be praised. Donald was Trumped by a ramp, but Joe was Biden his time to run up the very same ramp. After the President, this week Gareth's new TV show will have the Finance Minister as his pre-roll…

23 Jun 2020 12AM 45 min

Ice Swimming & Chips for Breakfast

22.06.20 Pt 2 - Former leader of the ANC Youth League Malusi Gigaba seems to have aged a decade in lockdown. What happens to those who are used to delivering sermons when churches are closed? Ryan Stramrood, the new record holder of the Robben Island crossing swim, joins us to…

22 Jun 2020 1AM 56 min