The Gareth Cliff Show

Womb of dust

22.05.20 Pt 1 - Noah seems to have figured out how to keep the peace with his wife during his flood enforced lockdown, what is your problem? Chinese police ooo stations in South Africa are not real are they? If you are beautiful, delete your Twitter account. And check your…

22 May 2020 12AM 52 min

Trump the Troll

21.05.20 Pt 2 - The Donald is taking medicine and the American media have lost their minds. Could this be why people have lost trust in the mainstream media? Are most people fit to run their personal lives, contrary to the way the government treats them? Where has the EFF…

21 May 2020 1AM 55 min

Moonshine & Stalin

21.05.20 Pt 1 - If you shame your mom into a beauty upgrade, is that so bad? 'Petty socialist' has now made the merch shelf on the interwebs. If you have a fridge being loaded onto the wrong truck, look out for Timothy Maurice before getting angry. Moonshine and Stalin…

21 May 2020 12AM 56 min

Don't steal from Peter to pay Paul

20.05.20 Pt 2 - Decimal Dan was around in a rather different time, and his maths wasn't great. When you are on Earth, the aim is to just win at all costs. If you are going to die, don't do it in the Eastern Cape, you literally have to stare…

20 May 2020 1AM 54 min

The Tupperware Rapture

20.05.20 Pt 1 - Joe Rogan has proven to be the most magnetic figure in the information game, and he just made bank. The nature of routine is good for you, especially in lockdown. Gotham is fantastic trash. We've all had one rich person who we just visited for their…

20 May 2020 12AM 58 min

Two boyfriends, one lockdown

19.05.20 Pt 2 - If you can communicate effectively, there's no reason you can't get two boyfriends during lockdown. Don't run with a mask, you might die. It turns out in order to step down as Prime Minister of Lesotho, you need to be accused of killing your ex-wife. JJ…

19 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Hottie on the Hill

19.05.20 Pt 1 - Having kids in lockdown is exhausting because of the incessant cooking. If you could just take a pill instead of needing food, would you? The secret with neighbours is to be chums, but not besties... people don't know their limits. Your first marriage should always be…

19 May 2020 12AM 54 min

Coconuts & zol DMs

18.05.20 Pt 2 - If you are a cat owner, you know they don't go in the rain. It's important to note in South Africa that the word coconut means two things... we love 'Jaboolaani'. Are you a neanderthal if you make a bad cup of tea? And in news…

18 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Cigars for the Cubans

18.05.20 Pt 1 - Unless there's cat vomit on your webinar, it's not great viewing. Chequebooks are ridiculous aren't they, it's 2020! Gareth might buy the Pope's car... bless him. You can socially distance and still preach the good word. And do Cubans just call them cigars?

18 May 2020 12AM 57 min

Nudes are a goldmine

15.05.20 Pt 2 - OnlyFans is changing the lives of humans all over the world... nudes are a goldmine! Is it easier to work with no kids? Leigh-Ann is adored by fans, find out just how much. Booze will be sold by surname apparently, get your lists in now to…

15 May 2020 1AM 58 min

Pity Playlists & Pyjamas

15.05.20 Pt 1 - Siya believes he deserves to sit in a dark room and listen to Stevie Wonder if he wants to. Cardi B might be the Oracle, she knew this pandemic was real. How do you say the Q in a Xhosa word? And e-commerce is finally wide…

15 May 2020 12AM 57 min

Masks & voting polls

14.05.20 Pt 2 - The medical fraternity did us no favours by not telling us to wear masks right away. What is the political cost of getting the policy around Covid-19 wrong? The political party in charge will change in 2024 - this was extrapolated in 2012 and sounded crazy,…

14 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 02 min

 Crushed Balls & Pillars of Salt

14.05.20 Pt 1 - President Cyril Ramaphosa has been reduced to being the stepfather of the nation. The nature of corruption seems to be about poor policy, make corruption legal... and Bob's your uncle. The Bible has officially declared that Lance Armstrong would not get into heaven. Nqobile Ngema, our…

14 May 2020 12AM 58 min

Empathy vs Anger

13.05.20 Pt 2 - Lauren Martin, Head of Teaching and Learning at the South African College of Applied Psychology, joins us to detail the trauma of being an addict during lockdown. We are keeping our shower game strong with episode 3 of Sorbet Man Shower Diaries... this week featuring Shahan…

13 May 2020 1AM 47 min

Sheeples & Karens

13.05.20 Pt 1 - If you live in a mansion, will you know - or is it just a house to you? Siya is bossing Ben around and he's not sure how he feels about that. Is President Cyril still alive? Dr Phil can help you with family confrontations. The…

13 May 2020 12AM 1 hr 12 min

Don't pull a baby on Twitter

12.05.20 Pt 2 - What Twitter has taught us is that it's a bad idea to drag a baby around on Twitter. Phumi just wants the best for Cyril, that's her story and she's sticking to it. The politicisation of Covid-19 has created a myriad of philosophical dilemmas for society…

12 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 08 min

“I'm not conceited, I'm convinced”

12.05.20 Pt 1 - We've lost two greats this week - Jerry Stiller and Little Richard... RIP. Art speaks to the soul like nothing else can. There are people who don't wash their feet and have pies from 25 years ago in their fridge, what a bunch of animals. Bikram…

12 May 2020 12AM 53 min

Kazakhstan is a paradise

11.05.20 Pt 2 - Are humanities subjects useless in 2020? Is there still room for public debate? The aim for this week is to keep Leigh-Ann buzzed. Kazakhstan is a better place to live in than Australia apparently. If you are 12 years old, get a 3D printer. What happens…

11 May 2020 1AM 51 min

Psychics, soaps & moon urine

11.05.20 Pt 1 - Psychic mediums might help you find a husband, but they'll also smudge your make-up. Hit making producers are all over the web right now. Fake news is not a problem, let the people live a little. South African TV productions are back, no kissing though. And…

11 May 2020 12AM 50 min

Meat Steeples & Ham Candles

08.05.20 Pt 2 - If you knew how Covid-19 would turn out, how would you have acted differently at the outset? A footballer in Germany has risen from the dead. What's the worst you have ever wished upon someone? Llamas might solve Covid-19. Josh Meltz and Adam Duxbury join us…

8 May 2020 1AM 55 min