The Real Network The Gareth Cliff Show

Hellish Haircuts & Chick Magnets

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31.07.20 Pt 1 - Turns out 6AM is a nice time of day if you bother to get up. ‘Going to gym’ is just a schlep now... might as well rather get a physics degree than go back to that mess. Getting a puppy is a chick magnet, but there's a cuteness threshold of diminishing returns - be careful. Lockdown relationships are complicated, but at least you're not married, divorce is another level of pandemic trauma. And Flax had a haircut from hell.
31 Jul 2020 12AM English Explicit South Africa Society & Culture · News

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