The Gareth Cliff Show

Siya’s SIM shambles

11.02.20 Pt 1 - Siya’s getting a new number, madness or liberation of the soul? Gareth gives Siya counselling about drawing lines for people, and it’s magical. It's micro aggression Tuesday. If you win the lottery, get an awesome car, drive past your ex partner’s house and then drive past…

10 Feb 2020 11PM 52 min

Bearded ladies & boring Oscars

10.02.20 Pt 2 - The back of the throat can build a singing career. It’s raining in Australia, good or bad? Puppy farms in Australia are now illegal. How come we are so fascinated with women who have beards? Shouting “I have coronavirus!" on an aeroplane is not a cool…

10 Feb 2020 12AM 59 min

Cocaine in Business Class

10.02.20 Pt 1 - If you are a player, how do you keep it together? Gareth Cliff might have coronavirus. Is rain good or just destructive? One crow is bad luck, two is a nice meal. Is South Africa ripe for a coup d’état? Siya gives his movie review of…

9 Feb 2020 11PM 54 min

Stripper salary shenanigans  

07.02.20 Pt 2 - Leigh-Ann and Bob Marley are kindred spirits. Siya has always said, “love is all you need.” If you have dreadlocks, mould is in there. Julio Iglesias set the bar too high for Enrique. The rule in life is that you shouldn’t panic, unless you have coronavirus…

7 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 04 min

Sex in Sandton

07.20.20 Pt 1 - Siyafunda with Mfundo is back. La la la, a song or isiZulu? After a long day yesterday, Gareth is not as grumpy as he thought he would be. Is life just a constant march to death, filled with distractions? Coronavirus is now in South Africa... thanks…

6 Feb 2020 11PM 43 min

Yo-Yo Ma se money

06.02.20 Pt 2 - FW de Klerk looks back on his speech at the dawn of a democratic South Africa. The fall of the Berlin Wall, is it related to South Africa’s liberation from the apartheid regime? If you are in America and you want to be told how racist…

6 Feb 2020 12AM 52 min

R.I.P Kirk Douglas

06.02.20 Pt 1 - Kirk Douglas dies at 103... what an innings, well batted sir. Trump thinks Melania does a “great job” in bed. Rush Limbaugh gets the Presidential Medal of Freedom. How far have the Democrats fallen? Jojo Rabbit is powerful stuff. What’s the appropriate time before bringing a…

5 Feb 2020 11PM 53 min

Maseru murder mystery

05.02.20 Pt 2 - Lesotho’s first lady could very well be a murderous woman. Shock, horror... women are capable of great violence! Is Donald Trump racist? Lipstick is the way to do it folks, if people park badly. The 'boerewors curtain' is a real thing people. What is the correct…

5 Feb 2020 12AM 57 min

Is Oprah Siya’s real mom?

05.02.20 Pt 1 - Siya’s mother has absolutely no sympathy for him getting mugged. The Iowa caucus is a shambles. Is Joe, Biden his time? Nancy tears Trump's State of The Union up on TV. In advertising, if it’s not my idea it’s an awful idea. Who still listens to…

4 Feb 2020 11PM 55 min

Baywatch babes & Unsung heroes

04.02.20 Pt 2 - Is there value in paying extra for your kids to get into university? Shut down social media for a year and let’s see who has a real job. Gareth relives his 90s days of watching Baywatch. Speaking of Baywatch, Pamela Anderson got married for 12 days,…

4 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hour

Lost nudes & black Jesus

04.02.20 Pt 1 - All black clothing is the way to go, even in load shedding. The naked Jesus is in Northcliff, all the way from Bethlehem. Also, Jesus is black. What exactly is a caucus? Siya details life without a phone... his biggest regret is the nudes he’s lost…

3 Feb 2020 11PM 52 min

Katie Hopkins the C.*.N.T

03.02.20 Pt 2 - Palindrome 2020, it’s been 909 years. Smells can change your ability to study, roses are where it’s at. Katie Hopkins wins the C.*.N.T award, which is wonderful, but should we be allowed to trick people just because we don’t like them? The Schengen visa is getting…

3 Feb 2020 12AM 57 min

Siya's Spielberg Saga

03.02.20 Pt 1 - Siya's birthday wasn't the silent retreat he had hoped for... Spielberg could have directed it. Mugged, guns, blocked cards and Oprah were all involved! The bank doesn't believe Siya is himself, what a world. If you have coronavirus-carrying friends, you can get paid time off work…

2 Feb 2020 11PM 56 min

Calvin Klein for cats 

31.01.20 Pt 2 - Annie Lennox is the heart of stone who held back the Eurythmics apparently. Siya sure likes the bone. It turns out, Siya is also the fifth Golden Girl. Big cats like Calvin Klein, but domestic cats like Mont Blanc as a scent. Is East London just…

31 Jan 2020 12AM 59 min

Subaru killed the radio star

31.01.20 Pt 1 - The Subaru is a murder vehicle. Ben is off to a real house party, it’s the way to be single. Sambuca is a gateway to adulthood. How did we name Coronavirus? Ben is dying, he is old and it’s sad. Human traffickers can’t be fired at…

30 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Harrismith is the future

30.01.20 Pt 2 - What is freedom? Can we be free as individuals or do we need government? The citizens of Harrismith may very well have shown us how the communities of the future will work. Being poor doesn’t mean you are stupid, let’s keep that in mind. Is social…

30 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 02 min

MAGA hat & chill

30.01.20 Pt 1 - January is the month of least money. Siya’s sister sent an 8 minute voice note... is she a monster? What should the limit be for voice notes? If you witness a hijacking, should you report it? Middle-aged women are the new hijack bosses, problem is they…

29 Jan 2020 11PM 58 min

SA university bans booze

29.01.20 Pt 2 - Stellenbosch University has banned booze, is this the second coming of a Stalin-like state? Rhodes University, is it a drinking club or a place to get an undergrad? Dear society, not everybody has to love your kids, don’t bring them to restaurants. If you eat meat,…

29 Jan 2020 12AM 56 min

UFC Sangweni style

29.01.20 Pt 1 - Is Siya too humble for his own good? Mfundo and Mbulelo... one of them must change their name because it’s becoming a nightmare to differentiate. Is Gareth the whitest name ever, or is Mbulelo a white guy with spray tan? Moms are carrying baseball bats now,…

28 Jan 2020 11PM 55 min

Bezos extortion: Take 2

28.01.20 Pt 2 - How good looking are your really? Please be realistic when trying to find a partner as well, stay in your lane. Stokvels are on course to nett just under $5 billion dollars in 2020. Gareth fell asleep at the opera, is he a neanderthal? Jeff Bezos…

28 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 08 min