The Gareth Cliff Show

Siya maid it

28.01.20 Pt 1 - How long should a Christmas tree be up? People still have one up in January... are they animals? Is maid the wrong term? Siya’s maid didn’t come back and he's traumatised. Should the people who clean your house be allowed to bring their boyfriend? The drug…

27 Jan 2020 11PM 58 min

Are the Grammys fixed?

27.01.20 Pt 2 - Siya gives the Grammy speech of the decade and brings the house down. It got emotional. There are 5 Americans diagnosed with the Coronavirus, is this the end for us all? The real solution is that anyone you encounter with a cough, don’t go near them!…

27 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 10 min

RIP Kobe Bryant

27.01.20 Pt 1 - Kobe Bryant has passed away at the age of 41... RIP 'The Black Mamba'. Can we imagine a world where we don’t have to work? Six-year-olds don’t need presents people, they’re just going to throw them away or chew them. The next Batman might be in…

26 Jan 2020 11PM 51 min

Amazon & Dick Pics

24.01.20 Pt 2 - Kigali is cleaner than South Africa, should we be beating citizens who litter? Would that help? High Rob is in a nightmare with his visa, but he’s chilled. Ben tells us about the best places to play golf in South Africa. The science is in, don’t…

24 Jan 2020 12AM 59 min

Felicia Mabuza not so Suttle

24.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya’s shirt can only be called what it is, “a situation!” Felicia has never been subtle and just so you know, she’s from Atlanta darling! Is Dr Phil an enabler? Ben’s Tinder is filled with trolls. His high council is advising him to get out there…

23 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Putin has the Power

23.01.20 Pt 2 - What is the NHI actually going to cost the South African taxpayer? Is Tito Mboweni playing chicken with the SAA bailout situation? Kanthan Pillay has been racially profiled zero times under Trump, he was racially profiled 7 times under Obama... yes you can! It looks like…

23 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Goodbye Terry Jones

23.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want to change South African politics, head to Bruma. Gareth aspired to become a political figure, but then he realised he rather wanted to enjoy his life. Terry Jones, the great Monty Python actor, has sadly passed on. Life of Brian is a must…

22 Jan 2020 11PM 59 min

Trump vs Greta

22.01.20 Pt 2 - Travel is going to become easier to Europe, or so they say. The Schengen Visa will reward you if you come from a rich country and your fellow countrymen have behaved in Europe. 15% of the world’s earth surface is now protected, that’s awesome! Gord is…

22 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Lesbians just want Love

22.01.20 Pt 1 - Should lesbians be allowed to get married with Christians at Beloftesbos? People are getting married at slave plantations, is this madness or just 2020 things being done by 2020 people? Keeping food for longer, science or stupidity? If you're irritated, scratch your balls. And Gord has…

21 Jan 2020 11PM 54 min

He’s Over Grier

21.01.20 Pt 2 - If you could be rich and anonymous, who would you be? Batman is not a real choice. For $36K you can freeze your body and be brought back to life whenever you want. It’s the Super Bowl baby, who will win... JLo’s booty or Shakira’s? Who…

21 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Siyafunda with Mfundo

21.01.20 Pt 1 - Do you know how to say the days of the week in isiZulu? If not come and funda with Mfundo. Phumi is getting 'witchcrafted'. Should our kids learn more than one language, if so which ones? The rhinos and Afrikaans might die, evolution is a nasty…

20 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

The Prince is dead, long live Andrew

20.01.20 Pt 2 - Prince Harry has made a painful speech about not being an official prince anymore. Prince Andrew is sucking up to his mom now because he’s unemployed and has time. Is Queen Elizabeth too old to be stressed? If you are a Prince, get your wife a…

20 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Siya... wouldn’t wanna be ya!

20.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya has an aunt who has 3 lounges in her home, she made sure everyone knew this at the housewarming. Al Gore got it wrong about the ice caps. Leigh-Ann Mol is now Leigh-Ann Pansegrouw, and she’s not willing to explain it... "It’s just a nice…

19 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Ben the Bore

17.01.20 Pt 2 - English stomachs are weak, is this truth or just the Love Island guys being soft? If you meet someone, don’t sleep with their twin, it’s poor form. A listener asks Ben why his love life secrets are not coming to light anymore... has Ben become boring?…

17 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Justice or SNL?

17.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want a lesbian experience, go to the power tool aisle. American politics is like watching Saturday Night Live. Is Mbulelo a coconut, or just a terrible teacher? The LGBTQI community is like the identity politics Middle East. Ben is back, and he is dropping…

16 Jan 2020 11PM 59 min

Where are you Putin that?

16.01.20 Pt 2 - Very right wing people are apparently happier and having more sex. How conservative is South Africa? Is the mass media just a clickbait mess? Should we be forming our reality through the news and social media? Vladimir Putin is 67 going on 21, he’s in great…

16 Jan 2020 12AM 57 min

Fell off an age Cliff

16.01.20 Pt 1 - A member of the team is ageing poorly, thoughts and prayers. Children went back to school this week, Phumi is saving on juice and food costs... she’s delighted! Make-up has turned escorts into liars and this is a problem. We hear what a Gareth Cliff helpline…

15 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Fat Guys & Sex

15.01.20 Pt 2 - Is Oprah the queen of truth? Elizabeth Warren snubs Bernie's handshake. When have people done enough to be forgiven? We can possibly start learning in our sleep, is that good or bad? Trial by combat, is it still an option? Ladies need to give more fat…

15 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Kyalami Boets Fight!

15.01.20 Pt 1 - South African police don’t know the difference between left and right. Should they be killed for this, or is there a middle ground? After the Kyalami royal rumble of the year contender, the team wonders whether a shirt and sword should always be used together? The…

14 Jan 2020 11PM 58 min

Genetics & Genitals  

14.01.20 Pt 2 - Genetics is going to a new level. You can grow new organs, a penis or a hand. Meghan Markle’s sister is banned on Twitter. If Siya was rich he’d pay his family to hide the family secrets. Get the kettle on, the aliens will be here…

14 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 06 min