The Gareth Cliff Show

Roger is Great, She's Greta

14.01.20 Pt 1 - Is the 4-day work week a good idea? Does Roger Federer have to respond to Greta Thunberg? Siya is squeamish about road accidents. We’re working our doctors to death, how can we change this? And Gareth has turned his lab into a functional space where he'll…

13 Jan 2020 11PM 54 min

Vagina Wax… Candle Wax

13.01.20 Pt 2 - If you need to Netflix and chill and it’s the first date, get Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candles. Prince Harry is not just a redhead, he’s also an airhead. Love Island is in Cape Town now, the IQ of the city just took a massive hit…

13 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Facebook vs North Korea

13.01.20 Pt 1 - Is Gareth a pregnant woman? Wild animals are savage killers... who knew? Siya’s sisters need some training, they pee with the door open. Trump is the greatest tweeter Iran has ever seen. And is there more freedom in North Korea than working at Facebook?

12 Jan 2020 11PM 56 min

Vaginismus or Marriage?

10.01.20 Pt 2 - Ben says economics should be a compulsory subject in school. Will social media interactions make you happy? Send your nudes to doctors to avoid the shame of a consultation. Is it rude to be on your phone during a lunch with friends? Michelle Obama has huge…

10 Jan 2020 12AM 57 min

Magic Markle

10.01.20 Pt 1 - Has Meghan Markle made it to the top? Prince Harry left his baby in Canada, how boring is that? Did the royal family mate with horses? It turns out people don’t like Nazis. Bill Cosby reckons he’s Nelson Mandela... has the world gone mad? Roger Federer’s…

9 Jan 2020 11PM 56 min

Mince Pie King

09.01.20 Pt 2 - Were grannies better in the past? It turns out Siya is the king of mince pies. We’ve all heard of languages of love, are they real or a hoax? Democracy as we know it in the West might not be for everyone. How was ISIS contained…

9 Jan 2020 12AM 59 min

Let the Kids Play

09.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya loses his cool about the impending end of the royal family as we know It. #Megxit is upon us. Phumi's 'staycation' was ruined by everyone else staying in Joburg over December. Siya’s family is now ”that family” who pitch up like a football team at…

8 Jan 2020 11PM 53 min

Trans Music or Person?

08.01.20 Pt 2 - Is rap music back again? If you can’t spell, learn how to spell then tell people you don’t need to learn such. Is Bernie Sanders too hip to be a hippie? If you work with hippies, are there any KPIs? If you say you are not…

8 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Nudes for Fires

08.01.20 Pt 1 - The term for a Ukrainian plane might be 'Uplanian'. Is the term “toxic" just a way of diluting your intellect? Metallica are not a great band, but that’s just an opinion. Gareth shares his list on how not to be a social media dickhead. If you…

7 Jan 2020 11PM 56 min

Dead or Alive

07.01.20 Pt 2 - Bill Clinton joins us to tell us about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Hillary has a killer handbag… stay tuned. Does it hurt less or more if a person is assassinated and you don’t know them? Does Damon know anybody in Iran? Money man Joe Cimino…

7 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

The Monk is Drunk

07.01.20 Pt 1 - The monk who sold his Ferrari wakes up at 5AM. Is Damon the most civilised man on Earth, or just a farting monster on flights? Should we be allowed to shave our bodies in public toilets? Is civilisation's decay due to 18-hour bus trips?

6 Jan 2020 11PM 1 hr 01 min

Ricky the Rascal

06.01.20 Pt 2 - Is Ricky Gervais causing rich actors trauma at The Golden Globes? Leigh-Ann tells us where the worst airports on earth are. And Athos Kyriakides and Sisanda Henna are with us to talk about 'Agent' - the new hard-hitting football series on Netflix.

6 Jan 2020 12AM 52 min

The Spring Clean Orgasm

06.01.20 Pt 1 - Gareth is back and refreshed. There are suggestions that spring cleaning can be orgasmic. If you have a beard, it must go. WW3... is it real or just a Twitter thing? Oh and by the way, you’re not special!

5 Jan 2020 11PM 1 hr 01 min

Trump the GOAT?

24.12.19 Pt 2 - Is Donald Trump the greatest president of all time? Gareth gives his review of The Witcher. Pinky grew up in a shebeen, and now her roots are under threat from Bheki Cele… she is not impressed by SAPS shutting down fun times! And we catch up…

24 Dec 2019 12AM 1 hour

Boeing, Boeing… Gone

24.12.19 Pt 1 - Boris outsings Donald Trump. Gareth’s mom is hosting an entire rugby team for a small Christmas lunch. US super fan Debi Droke sometimes wishes she was Muslim to avoid Christmas.

23 Dec 2019 11PM 47 min

Steamed vaginas

23.12.19 Pt 2 - Football god Diego Maradona and aliens seem to have met, of course his drug-fuelled past has nothing to do with this. Prince Harry is still in hot water, and along with his red hair, he'll spend Christmas apart from the royal family this year. People are…

23 Dec 2019 12AM 51 min

Seal the Deal

23.12.19 Pt 1 - Mbulelo has a run in with an unhappy lady. Is Seal the greatest black man alive? Gareth tells us his prostate cancer test results. And Pinky is so bored with her friends, she's buying cheap flights at the bar.

22 Dec 2019 11PM 51 min

Long walk to Moscow

20.12.19 Pt 2 - Mariah Carey is the last of a dying kind - a genuine diva. How far would you literally walk just to be the man? Siya avoids the Phuza Thursday December trap. Then MTV Base’s Kim Jayde visits and tells us how P Diddy’s son got her heart…

20 Dec 2019 12AM 1 hr 07 min

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

20.12.19 Pt 1 - White and black people do things differently over Christmas. Lionel, our listener from Dubai, is in town for a wedding... why do people still think it's okay to have destination weddings? Are weddings a nightmare in general? Oh, by the way - Gareth has rabbits now.

19 Dec 2019 11PM 49 min

Rhamaphoria in Retrograde

19.12.19 Pt 2 - Is Cyril dead in the water? Are open borders an option for Africa in the immediacy? Will Donald play his Trump card in next year’s elections? Right is right, but can the left ever get it right?

19 Dec 2019 12AM 55 min