The Gareth Cliff Show

Sleepless in Seattle

19.12.19 Pt 1 - Does drinking instant coffee make you sub-human? Rough sleeping is now a thing in Seattle. Dr Jonathan Witt discusses the sharp end of getting stabbed. TikTok... your children are on the clock.

18 Dec 2019 11PM 52 min

Vampires in Blue

18.12.19 Pt 2 - The nurses from CANSA are in to take Gareth's blood and he's crying inside. We also learn which ex President costs us as taxpayers the most. The former President of Pakistan is put to death... maybe not the greatest job after all, this President thing.

18 Dec 2019 12AM 48 min

Finger or Needle?

18.12.19 Pt 1 - Gareth reveals that he'd prefer a needle over a finger up the back alley for a prostate exam. Put the kids to work, we need cobalt! Siya fears security cameras might show his "totti"... and it turns out, getting out of Syria isn't that hard.

17 Dec 2019 11PM 56 min

Angry Black Woman Squared

17.12.19 Pt 2 - Netflix has depicted Jesus as being gay. Siya gets good news from the doctor in the romantic sense. Elena is back in all her element, and rates the crew... plus, Putin is a rugged sex icon!

17 Dec 2019 12AM 56 min

Grannies & Grinches

17.12.19 Pt 1 - Turns out Gareth and Mbulelo are braai grinches. If you're cooking, they're there... but don't expect invites to their houses for Christmas. Phumi reveals a new category of body shape. Is Siya actually a 90-year-old granny? Turns out, if you want a Zimbabwean wife - don't…

16 Dec 2019 11PM 57 min

Siya’s Wood

13.12.19 Pt 2 - Another day, another car folly as Siya has to drive up his first ramp - did he do it? Boris Johnson may very well have Elmo negotiating Brexit. Dan Wells, Eskom se Push app founder tells us how his Afrikaans work colleagues inspired the technology which…

13 Dec 2019 12AM 56 min

Gugu Gaga

13.12.19 Pt 1 - It's Gugu’s last day… did he learn anything while at CliffCentral? What’s certain is that he will be missed, HEY BOET! It’s Christmas time - who’s doing it right, hedonist Dan Bilzerian or the second coming of Jesus, Siya Sangweni - the fabulous king of the…

12 Dec 2019 11PM 49 min

Turn The Lights Down Low...

12.12.19 Pt 2 - Dumo Denga is in studio, along with Kanthan Pillay, and they have a discussion about the state of SAA and the airline going into business rescue. The lights have been off more times than they’ve been on for many South Africans with the current load shedding…

12 Dec 2019 12AM 51 min

Meet Susan from Houghton

12.12.19 Pt 1 - We’ve reached an era where referring to people as a chick or a girl is sometimes frowned upon, and referring to someone as a they is the new normal. The team unpack this and attempt to make sense of it. There’s a lot of virtue signaling…

11 Dec 2019 11PM 55 min

Screaming Plants

11.12.19 Pt 2 - Do you have the kind of fart that can put an insect down? Well there is a man on the African continent who possesses this level of anal potency. We all know how performance-enhancing drugs are perceived in sports, but what would steroid Olympics look like,…

11 Dec 2019 12AM 44 min

Shedding some light on Eskom

11.12.19 Pt 1 - Everyone is quite blissful today as the sun has graced the local sky for the first time in eight days. In more serious news, a doctor is in hot water for the death of two children and maiming others. Dr Jonathan Witt weighs in on this…

10 Dec 2019 11PM 58 min

What the heck is Stage 6?

10.12.19 Pt 2 - Siya’s back and he brings with him the President's newsletter, which he delightfully reads out for everyone. With all the bailouts taking place in SA, the team have a discussion about the current state of the country, while in typical GCS fashion, take the piss out…

10 Dec 2019 12AM 57 min

What to do in a Flood...

10.12.19 Pt 1 - With the unyielding rain some parts of SA have been subjected to, what does one really do in a flood situation? The team throw some polarising ideas around. Do you know what the protocol is when your Uber incurs damage during your trip? Do you cancel…

9 Dec 2019 11PM 55 min

You don't have to be Smart to be Rich

09.12.19 Pt 2 - Art comes in many forms and people are clearly willing to pay a fortune for even the 'stupid' art. The team has a good laugh about a banana that sold as art. Zozibini Tunzi has been crowned Miss Universe, and Gugu who met her recently has…

9 Dec 2019 12AM 57 min

It's Raining Cats & Rabbits!

09.12.19 Pt 1 - The team are grateful to have made it to work alive this morning with the wild rains in Johannesburg. Siya on the other hand wasn’t so fortunate. Leigh-Ann has had quite a busy weekend rescuing cats and rabbits, as one would. Then, Gugu sings for Anthea…

8 Dec 2019 11PM 44 min

What your DNA reveals about You...

06.12.19 Pt 2 - Justin Timberlake has made news, but not for the right reasons. Rumours of infidelity with a co-star (including pictures) have hit the tabloids, and the team has a vote-off based on the two women’s physical appearances, to decide whether or not he was justified. Meanwhile, Leigh-Ann…

6 Dec 2019 12AM 58 min

We have a Witch in the House

06.12.19 Pt 1 - It's a full house today, and the weekend vibe is in full swing. In the midst of all this chaos the team realise that the studio may have other forms of life existing in it. Have you made those plans for Christmas and New Year's Eve?…

5 Dec 2019 11PM 48 min

Sex on the Office Table

05.12.19 Pt 2 - Redi Tlhabi, who Gareth is quite fond of, is squaring up against former president Jacob Zuma in court - we get Gareth’s opinion on the matter. Meanwhile, hot off the press, Minister Pravin Gordhan has announced what seems to be a bailout for a crippled SAA…

5 Dec 2019 12AM 51 min

Personal Space & Public Lavatories

05.12.19 Pt 1 - Siya has been going through some trouble in the lavatory, and he shares all with the team. Be warned - it gets very descriptive! Our new intern Mbulelo seems hell bent on proving his virtue, and this doesn’t sit too well with some people in studio…

4 Dec 2019 11PM 48 min

Are we using Anus One or Anus Two?

04.12.19 Pt 2 - Damon weighs in on the conversation on haemorrhoids and reveals that he in fact has two anuses. There’s more on the Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew saga, and the prince seems to be losing everything as a result. Siya has been known to be a dramatic…

4 Dec 2019 12AM 51 min